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    Hal
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    • Treant

    January – every wants to lose those extra holiday pounds – why not try a little exercise and worship Great Cthulhu at the same time…

     

     

    Funny 😛

     

    Hal :hal:

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    Slartibartfast
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    It all makes much more sense now…

     

    😮

    #648124
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    From The Beginner’s Guide to Cthulhu Yoga:
     

    If at any time you experience pain or discomfort, hear voices speaking a language that sounds vaguely Arabic, or see mice with human faces, stop immediately and discontinue your practice until after the next full moon.

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    Breathe normally and rest. Take a little break, as the shoggoth waited in the deep until disturbed by the curiosity of Miskatonic researchers. Try to envision your muscles and bones melting into protoplasmic goop, feel all the tension from your body ebb as you slowly melt into yourself. Relax and breathe.

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    #648125
    Dr_Jomster
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    • Orc

    Haven’t noticed that brand of yoga much around London of late… Might be that I haven’t been hanging around the right cultists of course…

    Nice deadpan delivery in the video. 🙂

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    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer
    #648127
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Nice one 😀

     

    Hal :hal:

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    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer
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    • Mind Flayer

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