Forums Archive RPGMP3 Chatter Warhammer Warhammer – The Thousand Thrones Session 07

Viewing 15 posts - 16 through 30 (of 37 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #613279
    thad
    • Posts : 383
    • Thri-kreen

    Just remembered the joke I thought of a while ago:

    First there was the Milk of Human Kindness… and then there was this guy!

    #613280
    BigJackBrass
    • Posts : 4638
    • Drider

    I’m really looking forward to the continuing adventures of the Monoboob and his pals 😀

    #613281
    Keener
    • Posts : 4977
    • Drider
    BigJackBrass wrote:
    I’m really looking forward to the continuing adventures of the Monoboob and his pals 😀

    Some how I think that the addition of a mono boob will make it more pornographic 😀

    #613282
    Balgin
    • Posts : 2127
    • Succubus

    I’m surprised nobody said “that’s what happens to men who drink too much beer”. It’s also the perfect punishment for Neddie McNedster for calling out for them at the beginning of every session.

    And while we’re on the subject, what’s happened to Ned? He went from mild mannered, unassuming would be manure salesman to relaxed easygoing healer, to frustrated backstabgbing evil healer, to nasty abusive healer to really nasty thug.

    Is he alright?

    #613283
    ElLocoMarko
    • Posts : 33
    • Flumph

    It’s painful to listen to the party get brutalized by each and every encounter (often by their own hand)

    Fortune points folks. Read about em. They are like fate points light. They regen every day so if you aren’t using them, they are essentially wasted.

    #613284
    Keener
    • Posts : 4977
    • Drider
    Balgin wrote:

    And while we’re on the subject, what’s happened to Ned? He went from mild mannered, unassuming would be manure salesman to relaxed easygoing healer, to frustrated backstabgbing evil healer, to nasty abusive healer to really nasty thug.

    Is he alright?

    I think Ned is just really good at playing a character to the numbers and information the dice give him. 😀

    #613285
    Bloodguard
    • Posts : 109
    • Orc

    I forgot to ask. . . .

    If the boob will “constantly” lactate the special milk, and the concern of it exposing itself in the form of wet spots. . . Shouldn’t he get a “Bra of Holding?”

    #613286
    James
    • Posts : 509
    • Gelatinous Cube

    It does constantly lactate.

    #613287
    dualshock71
    • Posts : 964
    • Gelatinous Cube

    That is a very good point. If it constantly lactates, the shirt will soak through fairly often. And people will probably notice the smell. If Hal does not bring up this point in the near future, I think I shall be very disappointed in his imagination…

    No offense.

    #613288
    Rum_151
    • Posts : 346
    • Thri-kreen
    dualshock71 wrote:
    And people will probably notice the smell.

    Oh for the love of…. That is not an image I needed!!!!

    #613289
    dualshock71
    • Posts : 964
    • Gelatinous Cube
    Rum_151 wrote:
    dualshock71 wrote:
    And people will probably notice the smell.

    Oh for the love of…. That is not an image I needed!!!!

    …dude, the man got a single breast from Slaanesh. It constantly lactates and turns people into sadomasochists. And you’re JUST NOW getting bad mental images?

    #613290
    Rum_151
    • Posts : 346
    • Thri-kreen
    dualshock71 wrote:
    Rum_151 wrote:
    dualshock71 wrote:
    And people will probably notice the smell.

    Oh for the love of…. That is not an image I needed!!!!

    …dude, the man got a single breast from Slaanesh. It constantly lactates and turns people into sadomasochists. And you’re JUST NOW getting bad mental images?

    It was just right level of detail.

    #613291
    dualshock71
    • Posts : 964
    • Gelatinous Cube
    Rum_151 wrote:
    dualshock71 wrote:
    Rum_151 wrote:
    dualshock71 wrote:
    And people will probably notice the smell.

    Oh for the love of…. That is not an image I needed!!!!

    …dude, the man got a single breast from Slaanesh. It constantly lactates and turns people into sadomasochists. And you’re JUST NOW getting bad mental images?

    It was just right level of detail.

    Would you like more detail? I have a very good imagination; I could probably describe in detail just what he will smell like on a hot day out on the road… 😈

    #613292
    Hal
    Admin
    • Posts : 7753
    • Treant

    I have to say that this is pretty grim but also fairly true. So far he has been careful to stay in inns with his own room so he can “take care of things” but what happens if you have another week in the swamp?

    Can Ned hide his boob? How long before Slaanesh becomes offended at his lack of pride in it and sends him another happy mutation? Will he be as lucky this time or will he turn into a big pile of goo?

    Watch this space 😀

    Hal :hal:

    #613293
    Dwarth
    • Posts : 95
    • Bullywug

    Amazing session… I had many laugh. Thanks to all of you..

    Hal: We love “big pile of goo”

Viewing 15 posts - 16 through 30 (of 37 total)
  • The forum ‘Warhammer’ is closed to new topics and replies.