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    Hal
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    • Treant

    Team Doomed try to live up to their name 🙂

    Pathfinder: Carrion Crown Session 02

    Filesize: 96MB

    Hal wrote:
    Team Doomed return to Harrowstone Prison and after a brief scout around enter to face the horrors of the upper floor.

    EPICs Podcast Updated!

    Hal :hal:

    #628758
    Keener
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    • Drider

    A most excellent game thank you Hal 😀

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    Hal
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    • Treant

    Why, thank you Keener-bot 🙂

    Hal :hal:

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    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    More yumyums for my eardrums! 😀 Thank you Hal et al.

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    Hal
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    Pencil-Monkey wrote:
    More yumyums for my eardrums! 😀 Thank you Hal et al.

    I love that – it is so going on a badge 😛

    RPGMP3 – More YumYums for your ear drums! 😛

    Not quite as catchy as Dungeon ON! but definitely in the marketing scheme 😛

    Hal :hal:

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    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Curses! If only I had thought of trademarking it, I could have earned a nickel every time you said it – with audio recordings to corroborate my claim, no less. 😀

    It may not be as good as Dungeon ON!, but if you can get BJB to record an intro where he says it with his suave voice, I’m sure it’ll sound like just as big a double entendre. 😉

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    dualshock71
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    • Gelatinous Cube
    Pencil-Monkey wrote:
    Curses! If only I had thought of trademarking it, I could have earned a nickel every time you said it – with audio recordings to corroborate my claim, no less. 😀

    It may not be as good as Dungeon ON!, but if you can get BJB to record an intro where he says it with his suave voice, I’m sure it’ll sound like just as big a double entendre. 😉

    Of course! If he’s using his suave voice, BJB can make anything sound like a double entendre. 😉

    Thank you Hal and the Fashionistas! 😀

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    BigJackBrass
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    • Drider

    I have a suave voice? 😯

    #628765
    Keener
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    • Drider
    BigJackBrass wrote:
    I have a suave voice? 😯

    Sure suave and maybe a little pervy 😀

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    dualshock71
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    • Gelatinous Cube

    In fact, I must say it’s somewhere between “suave”, “perverted”, and “stay away from that man, my child, he sounds like bad news”. 😉

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    MorkilRocks
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    I would like to apologize to everyone who has listened to the audio. I don’t normally listen to the audio because, well, I was there. But the other day something said “yo Gil, take a listen”. I rarely comply with disembodied voices, but hey, you only live once. 😉

    Upon starting the audio I was appalled. No one told me that my voice was THAT ANNOYING. Hal sounds like Hal, Lindsay sounds like Lindsay and I sound like like Fran Drescher’s REALLY gay little brother, vacationing on Fire Island, during Pride fest!

    From this point forward, I will have to use the straightest voices I can muster… the British Newscaster, the angry Frat boy and my ultimate weapon, Vinny, the Brooklyn cab driver. Please note these changes in the roster.

    Mor’kil, however, will remain the same horny, green, homo-surfin’ half-orc he’s always been. I mean, seriously, if anyone can understand how it feels to dance half-naked, in the middle of a foam party, on Fire Island, during Pride fest, I think it’s Mor’kil. 😀

    G 😉

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    undecided44
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    MorkilRocks wrote:

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    No one told me that my voice was THAT ANNOYING. Hal sounds like Hal, Lindsay sounds like Lindsay and I sound like …

    — snip —

    Meh. Sounds like you’re not used to hearing yourself in any context. I’m sure you know this already, but as a reminder, we all sound different to ourselves inside our own heads. I wouldn’t apologize if I were you: at least your voice is distinctive and not offensive to the ears. I’m always disappointed by the sound of my voice on tape, but then again, I only tend to hear it in phone and voicemail messages.

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    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Having listened to most of this episode, I just gotta ask: do you guys need some coasters with that WHINE? Honestly, barely six days after you made the Carrion Crown 01 thread, and you’re all: “Where’s mah pictures, durnit?”

    Commissioned work rule of thumb wrote:
    You can get it well-made, quick, or cheap. Pick any two of the above.

    Since you’re getting the illos for $0.00, there’s really not that many options left, Hal my pally. 😉

    Enough ranting (For now!). Gilbert, the reason falchions are two-handers is all a matter of size [insert Gilbertized remark here]. Greatswords are huge swords, greataxes are huge axes, falchions are huge scimitars. Hence, two-handed and one-handed, respectively.

    It all gets slightly more complicated when you discuss which weapons can be used one- or two-handed interchangeably (e.g. bastard swords), depending on the person’s training, or magic weapons – if a halfling picks up a shortsword made for a human, it will look comparatively larger in her hands, and thus be treated as a longsword (unless they’ve changed that since 3rd edition), but it it’s a magic shortsword, it can change size to suit the halfling’s tiny, slender thiefy fingers – one size fits all, you might say.

    It’s all really simple, honest guv’. 🙂

    MorkilRocks wrote:
    Upon starting the audio I was appalled. No one told me that my voice was THAT ANNOYING. Hal sounds like Hal, Lindsay sounds like Lindsay and I sound like like Fran Drescher’s REALLY gay little brother, vacationing on Fire Island, during Pride fest!

    G 😉

    Don’t worry about it, we’ve had worse. I’m not sure how Lindsay feels, though: Since Ruby spends most of the time in a mac’n’cheese-induced stupor, Linds is now the least feminine-sounding of the group, and that’s including Hal! 😀 What does rile me somewhat is your pronounciation of the Turtle Strike: I’ve always believed it was ‘Kame-Hame-HA!’, heck, even the Dragon-Ball porn pronounces it Kame-Hame-Ha, but in Texas, it’s Ka-Meha-Meha? Inconceivable!

    On the other hand, I didn’t even know how ‘meander’ was meant to be pronounced, until CC episode 01.

    Listening to Lindsay say ‘meander’, it was so beautiful it gave me goosebumps. (I expect Thing had a similar reaction, but further south ;))

    Oh, and Gilbert? Check out the BAGgers Player Profiles thread, in case you’re interested in getting the golden picture Lindsay took of you tuskified. In fact, since I’ve already done Hal (“Watch it!”), Lindsay and Ruby, you’re the last I need for a complete set. 🙂 But if you’re not interested, I totally understand; a picture of a guy with a brown paper bag over his head should do just as nicely. 😉

    BigGayBear wrote:
    I have a suave voice? 😯

    Like a silk garrote caressing the soft skin over my jugular. 😉

    #628770
    Hal
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    • Treant

    You’re awesome… Thank you for the art. Its awesome too! 🙂

    Hal :hal: 😛

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    MorkilRocks
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    Meh. Sounds like you’re not used to hearing yourself in any context. I’m sure you know this already, but as a reminder, we all sound different to ourselves inside our own heads. I wouldn’t apologize if I were you: at least your voice is distinctive and not offensive to the ears.

    Well, I used to lecture to the unwilling masses two nights a week for six years; I guess I never really cared how I sounded to them. This is a completely new crowd, I just want to bring my “A” game. 😉

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    Gilbert, the reason falchions are two-handers is all a matter of size [insert Gilbertized remark here].

    [Yeah, apparently it helps if you grip the shaft tight. Well, you relax a little upon release… of the weapon]

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    if a halfling picks up a shortsword made for a human, it will look comparatively larger in her hands, and thus be treated as a longsword

    I call those “Growers, not Show-ers”. Its kinda like finding a diamond ring in a box of Cracker Jacks.

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    but it it’s a magic shortsword, it can change size to suit the halfling’s tiny, slender thiefy fingers – one size fits all, you might say

    One size fits all? That’s what they all say until you bust out the Astroglide.

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    I’ve always believed it was ‘Kame-Hame-HA!’, heck, even the Dragon-Ball porn pronounces it Kame-Hame-Ha, but in Texas, it’s Ka-Meha-Meha? Inconceivable!

    Yeah… not really the kind of porn I like to watch and thank you for the Princess Bride reference.

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    I totally understand; a picture of a guy with a brown paper bag over his head should do just as nicely.

    I prefer the Delocated balaclava, but I’ll see what I can do for you.

    G 😉

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