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July 13, 2013 at 5:02 pm #557918
File Name: Labour of Love Session 03
File Submitter: Hal
File Submitted: 26 Feb 2012
File Category: Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
Genre: Fantasy
Profanity Level: Jolly Sweary Indeed
The party continue their journey and realise that their charge is a little slippery. They finally make it to the temple
https://www.rpgmp3.com/files/game_recordings/RPGMP3/labour_of_love/labour_of_love_part_03.mp3
November 28, 2013 at 8:56 am #637418Pencil-Monkey
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Hal: “Who would like to summarize what happened last time?”
Drew: “We all got screwed into thinking we’re doing this mission to make a lot of money, but truthfully, we’re gonna get boned in the end?”
Hal: “Fuckin’ ‘ell, have you been reading my notes?” *People laugh* “No, look at me – have you been reading my notes?”
Glen: “He was just describing his characters’ ultimate fantasy – getting screwed in the end by the girl.”
Drew: “Not literally, I hope?”
David: “With a strap-on beard!”
Glen: “Yesss!” 🙂
November 28, 2013 at 8:56 am #637419Pencil-Monkey
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Chris: “Sit, meditate, give thanks to Moradin.”
Hal: “”Ayup, Chuck!” says Moradin, and gives you your spells.” 🙂
November 28, 2013 at 8:56 am #637420Pencil-Monkey
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Lindsay: “Can I milk his goat?”
Hal: “You can milk his goat if you want. Might be a boy goat!”
Lindsay: “…Is it a girl goat?” 🙁
Chris: “It will never stop following you.”
Drew: “More, please!”
Hal: “Not much milk outta this goat. Anyone want some for breakfast? Mmm, goat milk’s salty!”
Ned: “It’s only got one nipple.”
Hal: “But it’s an awfully long one!”Hal: “As a druid, you’d think you’d realize?” 😉
Hal: “Are you communing with nature?”
Lindsay: “Yes, I’m communing with nature!”
Glen: “She’s only a halfling, she can’t pull off the full Catherine the Great, yet – she’s gotta work her way up!”
Glen: “She’s a druid, it’s okay – druids do it with animals!”
Glen: “Bards, on the other hand, do it live on stage, so everyone can watch.”
Drew: “Okay, Pee-Wee.”
November 28, 2013 at 8:57 am #637421Pencil-Monkey
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Hal: “Xanatoss opens his bag and produces some trail rations.”
Lindsay: “I think I still have some squirrel skewers.”
Glen: you’re a druid! why do we need to hunt? you have the summon animal spell!
Hal: “Summon Nature’s Ally? Nature’s ally! Come to me, so I may eat you – no, no! Come to me!”
Glen: “Cows! Cows can be allies.” 🙂
Lindsay: “I offered you a squirrel.”
Woman: “Just make sure you decide if it’s gonna be a steer or a dairy cow!”
Glen: “It doesn’t matter, as long as somebody is standing over it with a hammer, going:”
Lindsay: “Nooo!” 😮
Woman: “You’ve never been on a farm!” 😉
Hal: “Don’t summoned creatures vanish when you kill ’em?”
Glen: “Then I may eat it ALIVE!”
Drew: “Does the food in his stomach disappear?”
Glen: “Quit summoning chinese animals, I’m hungry again.”
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