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  • #638148
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Good work Monkey

    Keep it up. 🙂 Fnar Fnar!

    Hal :hal:

     

     

    *Browses list of CR 5 monsters*

    Very much looking forward to reaching 4,000 posts. There’s a chance that I might become an official site Troll! 😀

     

    #638149
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going 😀

     

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    Hal :hal:

    #638150
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going 😀

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    Qwerty uiop. 😛

    #638151
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going 😀

    DING!

    Actually, it took a little under five months. 😉

    ‘Gibbering Mouther’, eh? Was very much hoping for ‘Troll’, but this seems… rather fitting, as well. 🙂

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    Which begs the question: are these forum titles truly random, or is @[member=”Hal”] secretly rigging the score board, like a Hokage during Chuunin finals? [/JapaneseAnimeNerdReference]

    #638152
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Congratulations – I also see you have managed to find a way to spend you GPs even though I haven’t really turned that module on yet 😀

     

    And now you have a Bard following you around 🙂

     

    Hal :hal:

    #638153
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Yay! I evolved again! 😀 What kind of critter do I get to be, this time? Gotta be something with CR 6… An ankylosaurus? Death worm? Wyvern? Scythe tree? Mi-go? Half-fiend minotaur? Slime-infected basilisk? 😀

    …What?! A kyton? 🙁 That sounds lame, what do they even do? Let’s take a look…

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    …Huh. Well, at least I’ve got a decent rack. *Badum-dum-tssh!* :glamour: *Jiggles spiky boobs*

    Alright, let’s see what’s in my new job description:

     

     

    Kytons are a race of cruel, amoral beings from the Plane of Shadow obsessed with sadomasochism and self-perfection. They thrive on the fear and pain of mortals, which they inflict with both supernatural dread and physical torture.

    Hmm, sounds like I’ve got to start posting some really special gif pictures. 😉

     

    #638154
    Thing
    Admin
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    • Drider

    hmm, I hadn’t thought of you in that way before,@[member=”Pencil-Monkey”]

    #638155
    Hal
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    • Posts : 7755
    • Treant

    Ha ha 🙂 I love that the post count descriptions suggest an evolution…

     

    Were you a Gibbering Mouther before you grew those KAZONGAS?

     

    There are lots of types of Kyton… but you just had to pick the lady one 😛

     

    Hal :hal:

    #638156
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Ha ha 🙂 I love that the post count descriptions suggest an evolution…
     
    Were you a Gibbering Mouther before you grew those KAZONGAS?
     
    There are lots of types of Kyton… but you just had to pick the lady one 😛

    Well, I didn’t have much choice, Hal – post count determines the CR of a user’s monster-sona, and the only Kyton that matches CR 6 is the Evangelist “Bondage Chain Devil” Kyton.

    Having gained an amazing pair of tatas is just a perk of the job.

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    …Get it? Perk of the job? 😉

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    #638157
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Indeed I am. And now that you’ve challenged me, I fully plan to be a Tarrasque in short order. 😀

    I STAND IN AWE AT THIS TARRASQUE FIGURINE MODEL STATUARY.

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    THIS DM HAD TO WAIT 20 YEARS FROM HIS YOUTH, BIDING HIS TIME BEFORE COMMISSIONING THIS MONSTROSITY TO SPRING UPON HIS HAPLESS PCs.

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    THE TARRASQUE DIGESTIVE TRACT FOR THE SWALLOWED UNFORTUNATES MAKES IT EVEN BETTER.

    #638158
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Nice – nothing like the high adventure of trudging through a monstrous colon…

     

    Hal :hal:

    #638159
    Pencil-Monkey
    • Posts : 5728
    • Mind Flayer

    Who knows? It’s a fantasy world, so if you follow the Yellow Brown Brick Road, you might end up in another dimension, or in outer space – perhaps on the surface of Uranus? 😉

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