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  • #637218
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Hey Hal, did anyone ever give you that review of Human Centipede that you wanted? Or did you just look for reviews online on your own, and quietly vomited in a corner? 😉

     

    #637219
    Pencil-Monkey
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    2 hours, 14 minutes:

    James: “So, you spent some time in Africa, I hear?”

    Snootington: “Oh, yes! I spent some time with the Higgly-Biggly tribe, in Oggy-Yoggy Petang!”

    James: *Stifling a snigger* “I-is that so?”

    Snootington: “Yes! They have some strange customs.”

    James: “Yes, yes; in my time over there, I encountered some strange things.”

    Snootington: “Oh! So you’ve been to Oggy-Yoggy Petang, then?”

    James: “No, I spent time with the Zulu tribes.”

    Snootington: “I didn’t encounter them. Are they a small tribe, then?”

    James: “Just a tiiiny little tribe, Snootington.” 😉

     

    #637220
    Pencil-Monkey
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    2 hours, 22 minutes:

    James: “I thought she was saying “airing out”, ’cause Snootington stunk it up!”

    Chris: “No, they’re going to burn that couch.”

    Ned: “I’ve already arranged to have it removed and replaced.”

    Lindsay: “And delete it from the anals of history.” 🙂

    Hal: “The anals?” 😉
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    Ned: “Well, that’s why we’re removing it.”

    Lindsay: “I can’t get my words right, today!” 🙁

    James: “What kinda drugs have ya got her on?!” 🙂

    Hal: “She’s snorting all sorts’ve shit.” 🙂

    Yet another reference to Human Centipede:

    Hal: “You don’t want your lips clamped to her ass!”

    Linds: “You don’t complain!” 😛

    Hal: “No, you’re right… Nothing like a bit of rimming on a morning.” 😉

    #637221
    Pencil-Monkey
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    58 minutes:

    “HEY! YOUR HUSBAND’S BEEN DEAD A YEAR! YOUR BED COLD YET?”

    #637222
    Pencil-Monkey
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    2 hours, 35 minutes:

    Lindsay: “I have a model coming round to my house tomorrow.” 🙂

    David: “So, what time should we be there?” 😀

    James: “what are you gonna do with Hal?”

    Lindsay: “Hal’s at work.”

    David: “Hal installed a nanny cam.”

    James: “Yeah, he’ll wire the house for sound. It’ll all be preserved for posterity on the server.” 🙂

    Hal: “I’ll just turn my webcam round, so it’s peeking out the study.”

    James: “”I gotta change the airconditioner vents, honey!”, putting cameras in the bathroom and shit.” 😛

     

    #637223
    Hal
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    Hey Hal, did anyone ever give you that review of Human Centipede that you wanted? Or did you just look for reviews online on your own, and quietly vomited in a corner? 😉

     

     

    I watched the movie one morning on Netflix. It is quite quite sick and terrible. So far I have avoided the second one…

     

    Hal :hal:

    #637224
    Pencil-Monkey
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    2 hours, 42 minutes – in the middle of a rousin’ battle:

    James: “I miss.”

    Chris: “YOU’RE AT POINT BLANK RANGE!5824cf1389d984f978a7930da819a50c.gif

    David: “Give me that! Give me the gun.” 🙁

    And then the episode turns into every ghost story stereotype ever, as the players hear a hollow thump-thump-thump of the coach driver’s severed head being used as a basket ball.

     

    #637225
    Hal
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    • Treant

    Are you saying my plot was cliched? 🙂

     

    Hal :hal:

    #637226
    BigJackBrass
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    • Drider

    That plot was as fresh as one of Snootington’s anecdotes!

    #637227
    Hal
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    • Treant

    I loved Snootington. It might be time to revive him as a character in something Lockhart is running for me 🙂

     

    Hal :hal:

    #637228
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    • Orc

    Just be careful, Lindsay might get out the divorce papers like last time 😛

    #637229
    Pencil-Monkey
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    • Mind Flayer

    Just be careful, Lindsay might get out the divorce papers like last time 😛

     

    Good thing you didn’t marry a Japanese woman, then. 🙂

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    #637230
    Pencil-Monkey
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    Just be careful, Lindsay might get out the divorce papers like last time 😛

     
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    #637231
    Hal
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    Ha ha ha!

     

    I might take a stab at another game like this at some point. I liked the aliens in history kind of set up…

     

    Hal :hal:

    #637232
    Pencil-Monkey
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    I might take a stab at another game like this at some point. I liked the aliens in history kind of set up…

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