Good GODS! This is a Gold Mine for Pencil Monkey Listener feedback! I won't cut flowers out of someone else's yard though, so I can't respond to Such a wealth of material when we next record Gutter Skypes. Could you send a variation of the above in an email? But Thank YOU! for the Info and Link re: the Horta Costume.
I would be Over-Joyed if this home-brew turned into a Discworld RPG.
I think for now though it's just going to proceed as a Text-book example of "New DM runs like a toddler toward the bone saws and flame throwers."
Edit: sorry. . . the bat sh*t saleman is named Jelik. ( " I'm a dime-a-Dozen Jelik! A Dime-a-Dozen and so are you! " )