I've had slightly more time on my hands than is good for me recently, so I have naturally done what everyone else in this situation does - record 'The Call of Cthulhu' as an audiobook. To make my book stand out from the crowd of highly-polished, professional readings of this classic tale, I have done no editing whatsoever and have included sweary and sarcastic asides in order to damage and lessen the horror of the piece.
Nevertheless, I have high hopes that this nasal, unprofessional recording may at least help someone get off (to sleep, I mean. Honestly. You people) or relieve a few minutes of an otherwise tedious loooong drive.
Without further ado, it's time for you all to strap on your reinforced horror pants, as we delve into... The Call of CTHULHU!!!!
Part One - The Horror in Clay. with occasional sarcastic comments
Part Two - The Tale of Inspector Legrasse - with a very unfortunate slip of the tongue towards the end
Part Three - The Madness from the Sea - with a very poorly-judged last minute Australian accent
well, not enjoy, exactly. But, y'know. Listen.