January - every wants to lose those extra holiday pounds - why not try a little exercise and worship Great Cthulhu at the same time...
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 05:27 AM
If at any time you experience pain or discomfort, hear voices speaking a language that sounds vaguely Arabic, or see mice with human faces, stop immediately and discontinue your practice until after the next full moon.
Breathe normally and rest. Take a little break, as the shoggoth waited in the deep until disturbed by the curiosity of Miskatonic researchers. Try to envision your muscles and bones melting into protoplasmic goop, feel all the tension from your body ebb as you slowly melt into yourself. Relax and breathe.
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