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#1 Hal

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 08:18 PM

January - every wants to lose those extra holiday pounds - why not try a little exercise and worship Great Cthulhu at the same time...

 

 

Funny :P

 

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#2 Slartibartfast

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 02:35 AM

It all makes much more sense now...

 

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#3 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 05:27 AM

From The Beginner's Guide to Cthulhu Yoga:
 

If at any time you experience pain or discomfort, hear voices speaking a language that sounds vaguely Arabic, or see mice with human faces, stop immediately and discontinue your practice until after the next full moon.

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Breathe normally and rest. Take a little break, as the shoggoth waited in the deep until disturbed by the curiosity of Miskatonic researchers. Try to envision your muscles and bones melting into protoplasmic goop, feel all the tension from your body ebb as you slowly melt into yourself. Relax and breathe.


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#4 Dr_Jomster

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Posted 30 January 2015 - 05:46 PM

Haven't noticed that brand of yoga much around London of late... Might be that I haven't been hanging around the right cultists of course...

Nice deadpan delivery in the video. :)
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#5 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 02:33 AM


 


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#6 Hal

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 08:57 AM

Nice one :D

 

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#7 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 13 October 2015 - 03:30 AM


 


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#8 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 07:29 AM

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