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#1 katheb

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Posted 23 January 2015 - 06:48 AM

I quickly learned that the paizo books are no match for my players.

 

"As my first decree, Every citizen must own a cat."Lexor Ruler of Lexoria

"Hmm, Preferably black."The cavelier

"We poison his mistress!" The Druid
"Uh, you have the ..."The GM
"And the guards!"The Druid
"But guys you have the..."The GM
"And then I will cast contaigen on them!"The Druid
"You have the darn keys just walk in there!" The GM
"Aww fine."The party

 

"You see the courtyard has 6 hill giants guarding it."GM
"I turn into an eagle and fly over. And my giant eagle companion can fly the Dwarf over."The Druid

"Sigh, There better be guards in there to punch!" The Dwarf Monk

"I fly in too! And carry our leader." The Sorceror
"I teleport in with my Eidiolon."The summoner.
"I stealth past the giants, as I have the keys."The rogue.
"Darnit." The GM

"The stairs are blocked with debri, It looks like a delibirate act to slow you down."The GM
"I dig through the celing."The Dwarf Monk
"You what?" The GM
"With my Adamantium pick axe."The Dwarf
"I cast levitate and haste on him." The sumoner
"Darnit."The GM

"I cast spike pit." The Tengu summoner
"Ah they fell in! I cast Firewall... In the spike pit." The Halfling Druid
"I Jump down the pit and punch them." The Dwarf Tetori Monk
"I hold my action, And will cast slay living if anyone is left alive."Lexor of Lexoria

"I'll just wait here shall I?" The half elf Rogue
"Darnit." The GM


 


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#2 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 27 May 2015 - 06:39 AM

"You see the courtyard has 6 hill giants guarding it."GM
"I turn into an eagle and fly over. And my giant eagle companion can fly the Dwarf over."The Druid
"Sigh, There better be guards in there to punch!" The Dwarf Monk
"I fly in too! And carry our leader." The Sorceror
"I teleport in with my Eidiolon."The summoner.
"I stealth past the giants, as I have the keys."The rogue.
"Darnit." The GM



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#3 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 05:21 AM

"You see the courtyard has 6 hill giants guarding it."GM
"I turn into an eagle and fly over. And my giant eagle companion can fly the Dwarf over."The Druid
"Sigh, There better be guards in there to punch!" The Dwarf Monk
"I fly in too! And carry our leader." The Sorceror
"I teleport in with my Eidiolon."The summoner.
"I stealth past the giants, as I have the keys."The rogue.
"Darnit." The GM



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#4 Hal

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Posted 12 October 2015 - 07:36 AM

That last one is awesome :P

 

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#5 katheb

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Posted 03 November 2015 - 11:39 AM

That last one is awesome :P

 

Hal :hal:

It is all fun and games till everyone is level 10+ then it is chaos + dun & games haha.


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