A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is named in honor of our Lord Cthulhu whose dreadful reign will hopefully begin soon.
Time to go to New England and get ingredients for the [url=http://matovilka.tumblr.com/post/68554742720/kingofdisease-sadfatqueer-this-looks-like-a]recipe:
- go to Egypt, bag a scorpion
- go to Kingsmouth, visit Polaris, harvest beard from Ur-Draug
- pick up a turkey at local marketplace
- Assemble to resemble the photography. Use flamethrower auxiliary until well cooked and stops moving.
Hey @Hal, weren't you planning a Gaming Cookbook, at one point?