Rjagnjar convinced Brave, Brave Milo to worship Chiktika Fastpaws, god of racoons. So Brave, Brave Milo spent the rest of the campaign dressed like one. As far as things on the list, here's a few from the campaigns:
1010. Stone Giants don't have heat sinks.
1024. Slings make poor thongs. And vice versa.
1066. If the GM’s wife is in the party, I’m not allowed to hunt anything cute.
1078. If 48 straight hours of pistol whipping doesn’t convince the terrorist to spill his guts, another 48 hours probably won’t either.
1103. Just because I was paid in advance doesn’t mean I can let the incompetent expedition leader die.
1125. Letting the Red Shirt guard the plane is really frowned upon as it doesn’t leave anybody to sacrifice to the Shoggoths.
1056. There is no such thing as a Dwarven Battle Perm.
1164. I will wait for the GM to finish his incredibly complicated riddle before answering correctly.
1176. I will remember the spiked chain cheesemonster is allergic to the improved sunder feat.
1214. I will stop trying to put the Halfling in a diabetic coma.
1219. Penguins will not fit in the standard ether jar.
1246. It’s not possible to stampede dwarves.
1248. There is no such thing as a strap on beard.
1268. Dwarves are physically incapable of performed the Dance of the Seven Veils.
1276. Freeing slaves out of justice is good. Out of spite, not so much.
1343. If I have to explain to the halfling’s sister why we dressed him like a raccoon, we’re all in trouble.
1348. When attempting to lure the giant to sleep with a bardic lullaby, I will leave out the lyric “So we can kill you.”
1462. Dwarves do not have the racial ability to merge into a larger, more powerful dwarf.
1578. Every time the halfing gets a critical hit I don't have to feed him a snack.
1651. No teaching halflings how to fly.
1655. No using the halfling as a grappling hook.
1727. When facing the classic weight balance trap, can't use the halfling for ballast.
1826. Before we have the bard loot the dungeon, make sure he's clear on the spelling.
1827. No starting Fight Club.
1892. No matter what the module says, slaughtered and dissected scientists cause more san loss than frozen dogs.
1906. I will ask permission before performing an autopsy in another character's hideout.
1958. Dwarven breast milk is not 180 proof.
1974. Despite what the rules say, you don't have to be a 19th level bard to play Alice's Restaurant Massacre.
2084. We can't steal all the treasure from the giant magical scales, even if we do undertake an engineering project that dwarfs the Hoover Dam.