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#1 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:48 AM

Congratulations, friend citizen! Friend computer has granted you imaginary site admin powers!

Rules of the game: Post a comment in this thread where you ban the poster directly above you, for any reason imaginable, up to and including "looking at me funny, bub".

(Optional rules: A La Mode - If any of the real site admins post in this thread, then you receive an animated GIF of @Pencil-Monkey doing that trick with a scoop of Cherry Garcia that got him thrown out of Ben & Jerry's and banned under the municipal health code from using the phrase "moon shot" again.)

Let's begin with a traditional opening gambit:

I ban the person above me for not existing.

[EDIT: Of course, real site admins can edit your posts to change the rules :D - BJB]

[EDIT2: Luckily we're all far too professional for that]


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#2 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:21 AM

You get banned for abusing the mighty Banhammer on imaginary people.


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#3 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:39 AM

You're banned for typing the word 'Banhammer' without emphasizing it with a bold font.
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#4 Chewzter

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:29 AM

You're banned for not including "Alas forsooth 'tis true!" at the end of your post.

 

Alas forsooth 'tis true!


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#5 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:34 AM

You're banned for having a nice, round number of posts. Seriously, 140? What's WRONG with you, man?


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#6 Daniel

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:51 AM

You're banned for using gendered terms.


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#7 Chewzter

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:56 AM

You're banned for being gelatinous.

Really? What a spineless individual.


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#8 Daniel

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:58 AM

You're banned for being racist.


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#9 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:08 AM

You're banned for being pants at camping.

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#10 Daniel

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:10 AM

I dunno, we seem to be doing a good job of it over on Eve: Online :P

 

You're banned for failing to troll.


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#11 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:13 AM

You're banned for Rickin' the roll.

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#12 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:47 AM

You're banned for assuming I want to see boobs more than I want to see Rick Astley's masterpiece.


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#13 Daniel

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:27 AM

Your banned for not paying your Candlekeep overdue book fine.


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#14 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

Have you seen the prices they charge? I didn't die to protect my ward, I died to escape those blasted librarians...

 

You're banned for harassing the dead. Not cool.


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#15 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:13 AM

You're banned for using a word with two identical consecutive vowels.
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#16 BigJackBrass

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:36 AM

Tetchy. You're banned for having Irritable Vowel Syndrome.


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#17 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:40 AM

And you, sir who I respect tremendously for his sense of humor, are banned for that awful pun. ;)


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#18 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:43 AM

You're banned for sucking up to the Man.

 

*Puffs on doobie*

Dude.

there_used_to_be_a_way_to_stick_it_to_th
 

Tetchy. You're banned for having Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

 

PS: Since a site admin (i.e. you) has now posted in the thread, the A La Mode rules will now step into effect. Enjoy the animated GIF, sir, which will arrive in your inbox shortly.


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#19 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:46 AM

And you, sir, are banned for drug use! Have you no shame, monkey-man?


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#20 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:28 AM

You're banned for using the 's'-word. _nono__by_RetinalMist.gif
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