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#81 Kolobos

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:09 PM

Granted, except it's X-Ray Specs superglued to everyone's face.

 

I wish people would revolt against the Prime Directive


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#82 Slartibartfast

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Posted 19 March 2014 - 06:28 AM

Granted, everyone you pass on the street tomorrow will belligerently attempt to make your life better (i.e. more like theirs)

I wish time ran backwards.
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#83 Lockhart

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Posted 19 March 2014 - 07:05 AM

Granted. Now, not only do you have to deal with going through puberty again, in reverse, but it still ends the same way, toothless and in diapers.

I wish for comphrehensive knowledge of Greek Mythology and the modern day analysis applied to it.
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#84 Slartibartfast

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 05:29 PM

Granted, but you have incidentally been sent back in time to 8th Century Greece and are now Homer's scribe. You must convince him to replicate the Iliad and the Odyssey exactly from your memory thus creating a bootstrap paradox of Homer's work...

I wish I could control the weather at will.
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#85 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:02 AM

Granted, but you have incidentally been sent back in time to 8th Century Greece and are now Homer's scribe. You must convince him to replicate the Iliad and the Odyssey exactly from your memory thus creating a bootstrap paradox of Homer's work...


Doh!



I wish I could control the weather at will.


Granted. Your new superhero name is The Passing Wind.

I wish that this booster pack of random miniatures hadn't contained a penis-nosed, multi-armed, multi-boobed snail in a shoe.

Spoiler


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#86 Slartibartfast

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:08 AM

Granted, it was a bas-relief of Azathoth instead - SAN roll please.

 

I wish I hadn't opened that spoiler tab :blink:


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#87 Aethyr

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:29 PM

Granted, but you still know the contents anyway thanks to your new telepathic link with PM.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
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#88 Chewzter

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 01:02 AM

Granted, you are now on fire.

 

I wish for a white christmas.


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Posted 30 May 2014 - 01:54 AM

Granted, Porn Santa is on his way down your chimney right now, ready to go for a wank in you "Winter Wonderland" and paint it all white.

I wish for a lava lamp.
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#90 Aethyr

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 09:41 AM

Granted. It's real lava and now things are a-fire.

 

I wish to fnord.


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#91 Slartibartfast

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 05:46 PM

Granted, but no one gets it and you are left feeling slightly empty.

I wish that I didn't have this cold.
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#92 Chewzter

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Posted 31 May 2014 - 11:50 AM

Your body is now filled with Monkey's lava! Toasty!

 

I wish pizza was healthy.


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#93 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:08 AM

Granted. You're now an American congressman. ;)

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I wish that the new Star Wars movies are gonna feature Pizza the Hut.


 


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#94 Slartibartfast

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:18 AM

Granted - Pizza with his brothers Doc, Grumpy, Happy,  Sleepy, Bashful etc ...

 

I wish I could play an insturment.


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Posted 18 September 2014 - 10:45 AM

Granted, you're amazingly proficient with the world's smallest violin. Everytime you offer to demonstrate, people think you're being a jerk.

I wish the corner of this room wasn't so piping hot. (90 degrees! Can you believe it?)
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Posted 18 September 2014 - 12:01 PM

Just a heads up - I removed a linked image of Homer Simpson from one of Monkey's posts as Chrome was throwing a warning that it was from a site known to be ripe with Malware and evil :)

 

Care with out linking folks! :P

 

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#97 Manchine

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 01:20 PM

Granted, you're amazingly proficient with the world's smallest violin. Everytime you offer to demonstrate, people think you're being a jerk.

I wish the corner of this room wasn't so piping hot. (90 degrees! Can you believe it?)

 

Granted your room has been transported to alaska (Just the room not the building).  You may or may not have been in it. 

I wish for a great anniversary day (15 years married) today with my wife.


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#98 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 02:17 AM

Just a heads up - I removed a linked image of Homer Simpson from one of Monkey's posts as Chrome was throwing a warning that it was from a site known to be ripe with Malware and evil :)

Care with out linking folks! :P


Sorry about that, but I'm certain that I didn't deliberately put any links in there; is there any way to post pictures in the forum without automatically linking out, or is that just the way the image display function works?

Granted your room has been transported to alaska (Just the room not the building). You may or may not have been in it.

I wish for a great anniversary day (15 years married) today with my wife.


Granted, you're suddenly struck by a glowing piece of intergalactic space debris and start growing to a tremendous height of 49' 11", truly making this your greatest anniversary ever.

I wish that cats and dogs could live together in harmony.
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#99 BigJackBrass

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 05:00 AM

Sorry about that, but I'm certain that I didn't deliberately put any links in there; is there any way to post pictures in the forum without automatically linking out, or is that just the way the image display function works?

 

I generally put the pictures in Photobucket and link to that, so that I'm not dealing with sites I can't be sure of. After all, they may be fine one day but then hit by malware another.


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