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#61 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:23 AM

Granted, you're now Maureen Teligent.

I wish for kittens.
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#62 Gorion

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:47 AM

Granted! They're eternally newborn kittens and you can't get near them or their mother will rip you to pieces.

 

I wish I never had to leave my chair.


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#63 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 03:07 AM

Granted.

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I wish for two identical snowflakes.
 


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#64 Gorion

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

Granted. You then realize that you wasted your one infinite wish on something so completely useless and spend the rest of your life a depressed heap, trying to imagine what might have been.

 

I wish my cat's litter boxed cleaned themselves.


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#65 Lockhart

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:14 PM

Granted. They demand payment for the service though.

 

I wish for more free time to prep and run games as well as edit the audio from them.


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#66 Gorion

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:17 PM

Granted. You gain this time by being the only survivor of a nuclear holocaust. There's no more games to play, and you drive yourself slowly deaf and blind, and therefore mad, as you listen to your perfectly edited audio and go over your notes for your phantom players.

 

I wish Taco Bell products tasted like actual Mexican food.


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#67 Lockhart

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:21 PM

Granted. Taco Bell is now only available in Mexico.

 

I wish I had a proper game closet that could fit my copy of OGRE into it.


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#68 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 02:39 AM

Granted, but the closet is made of an actual ogre. It smells like rotten butthole.

I wish for bananas.
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#69 ScaleGraze

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 02:36 PM

Granted, but as you peel each banana, you hear its screams of agony as it is flayed alive.

 

I wish for a pipe


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 02:45 PM

Granted! It's a sewage pipe and you can't seem to get out of it...

 

I wish I had a first edition of "The Hobbit."


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#71 Slartibartfast

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:08 PM

Granted - A first edition of The Hobbit, in plain txt format ...

 

 

I wish I never needed to work again.


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#72 Aethyr

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:09 PM

Granted. You are now a politician.

 

(I really had to restrain myself from going dark there)

 

I wish to game with some of the wonderful people on this site.


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Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:16 PM

Granted, but the weekly commute is something of a pain.

 

I wish I was a cyborg.


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#74 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 04:01 AM

Granted. Enjoy your new pacemaker.

I wish for a million dollars.
 


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Posted 14 March 2014 - 10:35 AM

Granted.  It's stored in bitcoins at Mt. Gox.

 

I wish for sushi.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:59 AM

Granted, Mr. PrestoJeff.  Here is your fugu sashimi .  Oh, it's the Chef's first time preparing that dish so please be gentle with your criticism.

 

 

I wish for a pair of comfortable socks.


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#77 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:03 AM

Granted, but they belonged to The Nimbic, and are therefore small, crusty, and packed with twenty-odd Beads of Force.

I wish that kobolds were replaced by Smurfs in all official Pathfinder adventure paths.
 


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#78 Chewzter

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 09:45 AM

Granted, all kobolds are now under a constant "reduce person" effect and painted blue. Now their AC is higher by 2!

 

I wish Total War Shogun 2 had more intuitive controls


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#79 Lockhart

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 09:54 AM

Granted, the game now utilizes bio-feedback hook-up, your very thoughts instantly transformed into the games controls. However you feel horrible stabs of pain each time your units get attacked.

I wish this semester was done already.
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#80 Chewzter

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 03:04 PM

Granted, you are expelled.

 

I wish human augmentation was further along than it is at the moment.


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