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#41 Heather

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 04:32 AM

Granted, only you are now gullible to everything anyone ever tells you, no matter their age.

 

I wish I could quantum leap into stories/video games and take place of the main character of Dragon Age 2 ©Bioware


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#42 Slartibartfast

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 06:01 AM

Granted but you now have herpes :(

 

I wish I never needed to sleep again.


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 07:16 AM

Granted! but you are transformed into Prometheus. Enjoy your rock.

 

I wish I wasn't the world's greatest lover.


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#44 Gorion

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 07:32 AM

Granted! This is accomplished by killing you and reducing your body to ash, which will be marketed as an aphrodisiac for the celebrating hordes of lesser lovers.

 

I wish I had a library containing every book ever written.


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#45 Lockhart

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:05 AM

Granted. The library is an Escher-like maze nigh-impossible to escape after taking ten steps inside.

I wish there were more episodes of Firefly.
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#46 Gorion

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:14 AM

Granted. The original writers and directors are thrown out in favor of ones approved by Fox, leading to a ten-season epic that sucks massively and is mainly remembered for the scene where Mal's replacement Daryl has a breakdance battle with evil CGI aliens, replacing the Fonz waterskiing over a shark as the image of a show's decay in quality.

 

I wish Doctor Who had never been cancelled.


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#47 Tulty

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:19 AM

Granted. Every other user on RPGMP3.com is now dead. Good job.

I wish I was telekinetic.
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#48 Gorion

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:47 AM

Granted. The human brain not being designed for telekinesis, however, leads to you developing an ever-widening aneurysm every time you use your powers, thus leaving you with the choice of destroying your brain or living as if you had no powers.

 

I wish I was Hal.


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#49 Chewzter

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 01:34 PM

Granted, but you are now married to @Lindsay ( :P ) and will thus suffer from severe beatings in righteous retribution for years of suffering.

 

I wish I could lift more at the gym.


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#50 Gorion

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 01:45 PM

Granted. Only by "lift" we mean steal, the gym somehow belongs to @Lindsay, and you suffer your own righteous beatdown. ;)

 

I wish I never ran out of cat food.


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#51 Lockhart

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 01:57 PM

Granted. However you now have the only source of cat food on the planet. CATS! CATS EVERYWHERE!

 

I wish for a time machine.


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#52 Chewzter

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 02:20 PM

Granted, but it can only take you to the point in time where you activated it in the first place.

 

I wish green was blue


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#53 Gorion

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 02:46 PM

Granted. Cthulhu now looks silly as all hell, and you've just destroyed any and all possibility of him ever being taken seriously.

 

I wish I was an RPGMP3.com patron!


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#54 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:58 AM

Granted, but you're not a Patron with a capital P, and therefore don't get access to the secret shinies.

 

He wasn't there again today,
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
 


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#55 Gorion

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:23 AM

Granted. He's sent away, and so are you, to exactly the same place.

 

I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.


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#56 Heather

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:31 PM

Granted, but there's the occasional languages that throw it off now and then.

 

I wish I had a olive green Volkswagen Beetle that didn't ever break down and was in good shape all the time. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:00 PM

Granted. It runs on liquid diamond. 

 

I wish I didn't need sleep.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:15 AM

Granted you now share my rock and the eagle begins to get fat...

 

Granted but you now have herpes :(

 

I wish I never needed to sleep again.

 

 

Granted! but you are transformed into Prometheus. Enjoy your rock.

 

I wish I wasn't the world's greatest lover.

 

I wish I had a dedicated games room.


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#59 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:27 AM

Granted, but the room is so dedicated to gaming, it doesn't have time to open the door and let you in.

I wish I wasn't married to Princess Badroulbadour. (She snores.)
 


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#60 Chewzter

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:07 AM

Granted, you are now married to Hagrid

 

I wish I was more intelligent


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