Granted, only you are now gullible to everything anyone ever tells you, no matter their age.
I wish I could quantum leap into stories/video games and take place of the main character of Dragon Age 2 ©Bioware
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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:14 AM
Granted. The original writers and directors are thrown out in favor of ones approved by Fox, leading to a ten-season epic that sucks massively and is mainly remembered for the scene where Mal's replacement Daryl has a breakdance battle with evil CGI aliens, replacing the Fonz waterskiing over a shark as the image of a show's decay in quality.
I wish Doctor Who had never been cancelled.
Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:47 AM
Granted. The human brain not being designed for telekinesis, however, leads to you developing an ever-widening aneurysm every time you use your powers, thus leaving you with the choice of destroying your brain or living as if you had no powers.
I wish I was Hal.
Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:15 AM
Granted you now share my rock and the eagle begins to get fat...
Granted but you now have herpes
I wish I never needed to sleep again.
Granted! but you are transformed into Prometheus. Enjoy your rock.
I wish I wasn't the world's greatest lover.
I wish I had a dedicated games room.
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