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#21 Chewzter

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:32 AM

Granted, it is now a five-headed dragon.

 

 

I wish you a merry christmas.


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#22 Slartibartfast

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:47 AM

Granted but my Kwanzaa will be rubbish.

 

I wish I could get a character all the way to level 20.


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#23 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:54 AM

PROTIP: A winning strategy:

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Granted. Welcome to Nightvale.

And now, The Weather.


YOU WIN ALL THE +1UPs

(Hey, @ross - looks like there's another fan of the show, over here.) :)

Granted but my Kwanzaa will be rubbish.

I wish I could get a character all the way to level 20.


Granted, but the game is now using a THAC0-esque system for levels. All characters start at level 20, and work their way down.

I wish that I can haz cheezburger.
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#24 Tulty

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:13 AM

Granted. You just don't have a cheezburger.

 

I wish I knew what people were thinking.


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#25 Aethyr

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 08:58 AM

Granted, but now you know what people are thinking (including people lile Ross, Thing, Pencil-monkey and me!)

I wish for fish.
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#26 Chewzter

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 09:45 AM

Granted, but it is in your pants.

 

 

I wish for world peace :3


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#27 Lockhart

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 10:11 AM

Granted. All Hail the Hypnotoad!

 

I wish Pokemon were real.


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#28 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 10:44 AM

Granted. However, Pokemon are real.

 

I wish for a magic 8-ball.


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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:47 PM

Granted, but now you have a hungry spider brooding in the corner.

 

I wish I didn't lose things so easily.


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#30 Lockhart

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:54 PM

Granted. Everything you touch now sticks to you permanently.

I wish for a Nintendo 3DS XL.
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#31 Tulty

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:55 PM

Granted. It's the size of a small moon. 

 

I wish for a really easy, really effective workout.


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#32 Heather

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:10 PM

Granted, only you'd have to move in/live with Richard Simmons.

 

I wish to have stock piles of gold bars stored away in a safe location.


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#33 Lockhart

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:16 PM

Granted. The location is so safe, not even you can access it.

 

I wish for a dragon to obey my every whim and command.


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#34 Gorion

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:55 PM

Granted. The dragon hates you and is so overly literal that you have to watch every word and thought you have for the rest of your life or die a death as short and horrible as it can arrange.

 

I wish for a computer that never ran out of space.


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#35 Slartibartfast

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 03:19 PM

Granted, the computer casing is now the size of a bus and completely empty.

 

I wish for the ability to teleport myself at will!


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#36 Gorion

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:11 PM

Granted. You can, however, only teleport yourself into the upper atmosphere.

 

I wish for eternal world peace!


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#37 Lockhart

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:14 PM

Granted, the earth is frozen into a number of time-stasis paintings. It is eternal, and unmoving, with no violence within ever again.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat for supper today.


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#38 Gorion

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:16 PM

Granted. The answer is asparagus. Bushels upon bushels of asparagus.

 

I wish that people did not have to eat.


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#39 Chewzter

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:36 PM

Granted, but now food and air switched their roles in the metabolism.

 

I wish this was not the newest post in the thread


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#40 Gorion

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:40 PM

Granted. You may now fade away again.

 

I wish this WAS the newest post in the thread!


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