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#1 Tulty

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:26 AM

In the name of FUN, I'll pop this game down here.

 

The concept is simple: You make a wish, and the next poster responds with "Granted, but..." and stipulates a condition of said wish. Then they make their own wish.

 

EG: "I wish I could fly." "Granted, but you can only do so as long as you can hold your breath. I wish for a million pounds." etc etc.

 

WHAT LARKS! :D

 

I wish I had an eidetic memory.


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#2 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:29 AM

Granted, but every iota of your mindscape is now filled with selfies of Grant Morrison. When he hasn't shaved.

I wish I was a real boy.
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#3 Aethyr

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:34 AM

Granted. But you are a reality television 'star'. So are you really a real boy?

 

I wish I knew why the answer was 42.


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#4 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:40 AM

Granted, but your left ear has turned into a vase of tulips, and your right testicle has turned into a sperm whale.

I wish that water tasted like pineapple juice.
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#5 Daniel

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:57 AM

Granted, but you are now a single grain of sand.

 

I wish my internet were better.


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#6 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 12:21 PM

Granted, but now you are plagued by nonstop spam e-mails and pop-ups.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.
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#7 Aethyr

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:52 PM

Granted, but it is very dry and bland.

 

I wish for a better computer.


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#8 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:57 PM

Granted, Unfortunately, while technically better, it comes packaged with Windows ME, and you can't remove it!

I wish I had the complete Wrath of the Righteous Adventure Path
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#9 Heather

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 04:16 PM

Granted, but the pages are cursed to give you paper-cuts if you are not wearing gloves. 

 

I wish I was a Z Fighter.


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#10 Tulty

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 05:37 PM

Granted, but the fighters A-Y are all out for your blood...

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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#11 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 05:54 PM

Granted, but now you don't have a head.

I wish for a set of awesome 3D printed metal dice.
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#12 Twyst

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:34 PM

Granted, but they are all one-sided dice.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.


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#13 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

You think of not just one wish, but a million wishes, and end up insane as a result of your brain's capacity being used entirely in the thinking up of wishes.

I wish for a balloon.
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#14 Heather

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:50 PM

Granted, but it is a red balloon. The omen of doom where ever you go.

 

I wish to win the lottery.


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#15 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:52 PM

Granted, you and 50 million other people. Enjoy you $0.50

I wish for the colour of the sky to be purple instead of blue.
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#16 Heather

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 07:59 PM

Granted. Welcome to Nightvale.

 

And now, The Weather.

 

 

I wish I had a third eye.


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#17 Twyst

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 09:44 PM

Granted, but you keep losing it somewhere at the bottom of your purse.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller.


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#18 Aethyr

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:06 PM

Granted, but so is everyone else.

 

I wish I had magical powers.


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#19 Lockhart

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:07 PM

Granted, however only while you wear this magical girl outfit.

 

I wish for a wish that doesn't backfire on me.


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#20 Slartibartfast

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:16 AM

Granted but you only get a turkey sandwich.

 

I wish that the fly buzzing round my room would be removed...


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