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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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#1 Pencil-Monkey



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Posted 11 December 2013 - 05:39 AM

Reposted from Reddit, courtesy of Drhoz:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.


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#2 Daniel


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Posted 12 December 2013 - 10:09 AM

Saw this pop up on my feed this morning.  Pretty much set the tone for mine and Tess' day.

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