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#81 Telemergion

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 03:45 AM

The counting vampire was a staple in the Transylvanian household but was eventually replaced by the much more globally accepted alternative: The kitchen counter.

 

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Shut up. It's 5 am and it was funny in my head. 


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#82 ScaleGraze

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 04:16 AM

That's a clean counter...

 

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Not any more


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#83 BigJackBrass

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 04:19 AM

Counter under attack? Looks like it's time to employ Electronic Counter Measures...

 

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#84 Twyst

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 03:50 PM

duck and cover

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#85 ScaleGraze

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 05:27 PM

Oh, it's quiet down here... Hello Mr. fish...

Mr. fish, what are you doing?

 

 

SNEAK ATTACK!

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#86 Telemergion

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 10:37 PM

I don't know what the holy horror that is but I know how to cook it.

 

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#87 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 03:35 AM

Due to a typo, you're now going to have Depp fried.

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#88 Thunder

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:27 AM

The counter to a fried pirate is a toasted ninja 

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#89 Twyst

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 12:35 AM

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No reason. Just look at my furry white butt. You know you like it.


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#90 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 04:17 AM

Huh? Where did the cute fuzzy wuzzy panda go?

 

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#91 Telemergion

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 10:51 AM

What is up with that panda's hand? Pandas don't even have hands! Kurtz needs to open up one of these, maybe.

 

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#92 Aethyr

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

So are you saying they need a hand?

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#93 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:17 AM

No, just a Han.

 

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#94 Telemergion

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:26 AM

Let me just stop you there as I put a lid on this case...

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...of Legos.


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Posted 16 August 2013 - 02:13 PM

The perfect protection from LEGO

 

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HUGE CLUMPY SHOES!

 

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#96 ScaleGraze

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

Mr. Halpin... what good is a clumpy shoe... if you don't have any feet?

 

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#97 Telemergion

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 10:20 AM

wouldn't a clumpy shoe work perfectly well against a woman made of cockroaches?


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Posted 17 August 2013 - 12:23 PM

Please leave your roach-feet by the door when you check in...

 

 

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#99 Telemergion

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 08:46 PM

Oh, you say you want to run your franchise into the ground? Here, let me show you how the pros do it!

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 08:49 AM

In terms of sheer bowel-loosening terror-inducin' frightfulness, Agent Smith couldn't hold a candle to Mitzi Del Bra.

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