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The Return Of The Bride Of The Nephew Of Picture Wars Strikes Back: Reloaded


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#1 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 03:29 AM

They staked it through the heart.

They burned it to a crisp and scattered the ashes.

They thought they were safe... They were wrong! *Thunderclap*


Right, now that the shiny new site is up and running, let's get a rousing game of Picture Wars going again.

The rules are brutally simple, totally unchanged from previous incarnations:

1) Look at the picture below.

2) Post a new picture that somehow trumps that picture, and explain in gory details how and why your picture is superior in every way.

Then you wait for the next person to trump your picture, and then beat theirs in return, and so on and so forth. It's ace!

Starting off, who can beat the Hero of the hour: Cullen Landis? (Who famously played Dick Halpin(!) in the 1923 silent movie Masters of Men). ;-)

 

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#2 Twyst

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 03:56 AM

Return with an overhead smash.

 

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Why? Because, "WINNING!"


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#3 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 04:31 AM

Chuck may boast of his tiger blood, but Tony's got all the other bits, as well.

 

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#4 alaricus

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 05:26 AM

Bah! Tony may have all the bits of a tiger, but this tiger has all that, plus the bits (and soon quite likely the whole) of a man as well!

 

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#5 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 06:32 AM

Human + human + human = Human centipede.

Tiger + tiger + tiger = Tiger centipede.

So even though your tiger may be [tiger + human] < tiger centipede. :-P

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#6 Hal

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:18 AM

I was wondering how long it would take before we resurrected Forum Wars. And kudos to Pencil-Monkey for managing to mention Human Centipede within 24 hours of Go Live - good job :P

 

I see you Tiger Centipede and pull us back to gaming with something like a centipede but much much scarier - a Remorhaz

 

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Cheers

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#7 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 08:07 AM

The poor remorhaz is a mere CR 7, whilst a frost giant has a base CR of 9 - plus she's got huuuge... class levels, amount thereof!

 

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 03:12 PM

Bring in the Giant Slayers!

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 04:50 PM

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Stinkin' Dwarves....


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 06:14 PM

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So I hear stinkin' dwarves make a terrific jelly.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:21 PM

The Sun Take You All!

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Specifically Pelor's Sun.


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#12 alaricus

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 03:44 AM

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What, this? It's just my pet sun eater Fluffums. I do hope he and Pelor can be friends, once we get past that whole "ate the symbol of your power" business...


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 10:24 AM

Eaten too much? Tummy feelin' poorly?

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 02:13 AM

Dwarves and sun gods had me digging through old artwork.

 

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 04:07 AM

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Old treasured artwork? Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


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#16 alaricus

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 07:36 AM

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And a day later, Telemergion's badly-mutilated body was discovered, covered with eraser shavings... :P


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Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:33 AM

That picture is terrifying and most disturbing. Thankfully we have...

 

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Joo Janta 200 SuperChromatic Peril-Sensitive sunglasses...

 

Hal :hal:


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#18 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:53 AM

Sorry sir, your sunglasses are in another castle.

 

...You got mugged. *Badump-tssh*

 

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:21 PM

And you, sir, have been SLASHED! And OZZIED!

 

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Edited by Hal, 20 July 2013 - 10:23 PM.
It appears we were missing an image so I added one that seemed to go with the text :)

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#20 Telemergion

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 03:47 AM

That's twice the image seems to have fallen off. May I suggest:

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