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#21 alaricus

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:00 PM

Indeed I am. And now that you've challenged me, I fully plan to be a Tarrasque in short order. :D


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#22 Hal

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 04:42 PM

Good luck - you are currently 99,968 posts short of Tarrasque :)

 

Plenty of lovely levels between here and there and the Epics stuff for Pathfinder is out soon so I can add more levels above that one :P

 

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#23 alaricus

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:12 AM

Eh, I have no life. Keep the forum up another seven years, I just might do it. ;)


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#24 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 06:49 AM

It's based on post count. The levels for posting go up based on Pathfinder beasty CRs.

That's why there are quite a few Toads and Ravens about at the moment. :)

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Hal: ~6,000 posts

Thing: >8,000 posts

So what you're saying is that Bad Men are higher CR than Site Owners? ;-)


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#25 Thing

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:24 AM

No, that is the unbiased system saying that ;)


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#26 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:40 AM

No, that is the unbiased system saying that ;)

 

Ah, but it is biased - Hal designed it, it dances to his tune. Clearly, he wants to tell the world that you're better than him, sir. (Or at least 33% more dangerous) :P


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#27 Thing

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:44 AM

Well, I may have him by a size category


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#28 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 08:00 AM

Well, I may have him by a size category

 

Wait, is that why Hal always makes Lindsay play halflings and gnomes? Because a Small-sized weapon seems Medium in comparison? _KnowWhatIMean___by_Sparky1232.gif

 

Also, did not know that G+ Hangouts came with its own shower stalls and locker room. c11157cf2e674c1fd004afd3c239a0bb.gif


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#29 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 03:22 AM

It still makes me chuckle that Pencil-Monkey is a Gelatinous Cube :P
 
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"What's this? The Gelatinous Cube is evolving!" *Cue Pokémon music*

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"Congratulations! Your MonKube evolved into an PensOwlbear!"

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#30 Hal

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 11:24 AM

Good work Monkey

Keep it up. :) Fnar Fnar!

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#31 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:57 AM

Good work Monkey

Keep it up. :) Fnar Fnar!

Hal :hal:

 

 

*Browses list of CR 5 monsters*

Very much looking forward to reaching 4,000 posts. There's a chance that I might become an official site Troll! :D
 


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#32 Hal

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 09:51 AM

Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going :D

 

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#33 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 10:10 AM

Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going :D


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Qwerty uiop. :P
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#34 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 05:10 AM

Should only take a couple of days at the rate you are going :D


DING!

Actually, it took a little under five months. ;)

'Gibbering Mouther', eh? Was very much hoping for 'Troll', but this seems... rather fitting, as well. :)

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Which begs the question: are these forum titles truly random, or is @ Hal secretly rigging the score board, like a Hokage during Chuunin finals? [/JapaneseAnimeNerdReference]
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#35 Hal

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:32 AM

Congratulations - I also see you have managed to find a way to spend you GPs even though I haven't really turned that module on yet :D

 

And now you have a Bard following you around :)

 

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#36 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 02:11 AM

Yay! I evolved again! :D What kind of critter do I get to be, this time? Gotta be something with CR 6... An ankylosaurus? Death worm? Wyvern? Scythe tree? Mi-go? Half-fiend minotaur? Slime-infected basilisk? :D

...What?! A kyton? :( That sounds lame, what do they even do? Let's take a look...

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...Huh. Well, at least I've got a decent rack. *Badum-dum-tssh!* :glamour: *Jiggles spiky boobs*

Alright, let's see what's in my new job description:
 

 

Kytons are a race of cruel, amoral beings from the Plane of Shadow obsessed with sadomasochism and self-perfection. They thrive on the fear and pain of mortals, which they inflict with both supernatural dread and physical torture.


Hmm, sounds like I've got to start posting some really special gif pictures. ;)
 


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#37 Thing

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 10:02 AM

hmm, I hadn't thought of you in that way before,@ Pencil-Monkey


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#38 Hal

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 12:13 PM

Ha ha :) I love that the post count descriptions suggest an evolution...

 

Were you a Gibbering Mouther before you grew those KAZONGAS?

 

There are lots of types of Kyton... but you just had to pick the lady one :P

 

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#39 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 02:24 AM

Ha ha :) I love that the post count descriptions suggest an evolution...
 
Were you a Gibbering Mouther before you grew those KAZONGAS?
 
There are lots of types of Kyton... but you just had to pick the lady one :P


Well, I didn't have much choice, Hal - post count determines the CR of a user's monster-sona, and the only Kyton that matches CR 6 is the Evangelist "Bondage Chain Devil" Kyton.

Having gained an amazing pair of tatas is just a perk of the job.

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...Get it? Perk of the job? ;)

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#40 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:47 AM

Indeed I am. And now that you've challenged me, I fully plan to be a Tarrasque in short order. :D


I STAND IN AWE AT THIS TARRASQUE FIGURINE MODEL STATUARY.

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THIS DM HAD TO WAIT 20 YEARS FROM HIS YOUTH, BIDING HIS TIME BEFORE COMMISSIONING THIS MONSTROSITY TO SPRING UPON HIS HAPLESS PCs.

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THE TARRASQUE DIGESTIVE TRACT FOR THE SWALLOWED UNFORTUNATES MAKES IT EVEN BETTER.


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