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#1 Isis

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:04 AM

File Name: The New D&D

File Submitter: Isis

File Submitted: 28 Dec 2012

File Category: Songs and Filk


A song by Isis written and performed just before D&D 4e was released




Click here to download this file


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#2 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 08:05 AM

Inspired by the frenzied posting about 4th ed.
Apologies to Ms Janis Joplin - to the tune of Mercedes Benz (lyrics posted - not sure how to post music files).

I'd like to do a song with great social and political import...

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all have their ones, and are playing without me
They say that's it's groovy, much better than 3.0
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
Glomwen, the Elflord, is trying to frighten me
I'll buy all the minis, and pay online fees
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D
I'm counting on you, Lord, fill me full of glee
Prove that you love me, upgrade me for free
So Lord, won't you buy me the new D&D.

Oh Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D
My friends all ditched their ones; it's no good you see
They say that it's lousy, we're sticking with 3.0
So Lord, don't you buy me the new D&D.

That's it, heh heh.
:D


Depending on whether or not D&D 5.0 turns out to be worth spit, it may be necessary to make a new version of Isis' hit tune. Perhaps something along the line of:

Oh Lord, don't you buy me that Next D&D
My friends all ditched their ones - it's no good, you see
Just let them make more of Pathfinder for me
So Lord, don't you buy me the Next D&D.


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