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[Salubrai]

A few questions, although to be honest I'm sure they've been mentioned in the past -- still, I'm curious!

a. How old is this Ross fellow? We know he has children, but his voice is not revelatory.
b. What is this Ross fellow's job? I once assumed as a childrens' TV performer, but I suspect that is just a commentary more than anything.
c. Through whom did he become familiar with BaG?

No negative intention is meant through these questions, I really just would love to know. Thanks folks, and love your audios.

[Slartibartfast]

Ross should probably be the one to answer these questions but I can direct you to the Enthuse thread for answers to 'b'. Scroll down to Ross' post and follow the link where Ross has already discussed this...

[ross]

MUUUUHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAAaaAa

Have you learned nothing from mr H.P.L ?

Thare are som things the human mind is not ment to know!

So. In an attempt to save you're sanity I shall answer each of Theas questions in form of a big fat lie . ( or will I !!!!)

A. I shall give you a clue, in my youth I hunted mamoth , giant ground sloths and wooly rhino .

b. I work for a secretive department of the uk government know only as "the ministry of fun" I am band form going in to dettales but can tell you it involves complicated chemistry, a popular daytime tv selebraty and the discarded rubber bands you often find on the street .

C. Genetic exsperimentaton

[Fin]

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi.

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

Fin :twisted:

[Keener]

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi.

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

Fin :twisted:

Based on his comments in many audios I would assume mid to late thirties and probably very close to the same age as Mr. White Knight and Hal.

[Salubrai]

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi.

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

Fin :twisted:

A childrens' museum.... I KNEW IT!!! :lol:

[ross]

Eurika is my curent job, and probably my last one. i realy carnt ever imagon working any whare ells, (am in panomime this sunday if any one wants to come wach)

i have also worked as :-

in an electroniks shop
as a sosege wiper
cleaner
fostercare
and an art teacher
amongst many many others :-)

[Fin]

i have also worked as :-

as a sosege wiper

I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

Fin :twisted:

[Salubrai]

i have also worked as :-

as a sosege wiper

I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

Fin :twisted:

So Sage Wiper?
Sausage Whipper?
Sosegay Weeper?

[ross]

thare where soseges, i had to wipe them :-)

[Salubrai]

thare where soseges, i had to wipe them :-)

I'm still fairly uncertain what he means, Fin.

[MelkiorWhiteblade]

I suppose it's something that is done in the making of sausage?

http://www.ehow.com/... ... e-dry.html :?:

[ross]

It was not a very fun job :-)

[Keener]

It was not a very fun job :-)

Oh my god... The entire sentence is spelled correctly, in the correct case and only one piece of punctuation missing. Who hacked Ross' account? :twisted:

[Fin]

Listen to our Christmas Special for a full and frank disclosure of Ross's sausage wiping past 8O

Also we had cake :roll:

Fin :twisted:

[ross]

It was not a very fun job :-)

Oh my god... The entire sentence is spelled correctly, in the correct case and only one piece of punctuation missing. Who hacked Ross' account? :twisted:

thats the ipad auto spell cheker geting it rite for once :-/

[Salubrai]

The iPad recently installed a new app that says "I Give Up"

[Salubrai]

Listen to our Christmas Special for a full and frank disclosure of Ross's sausage wiping past 8O

Also we had cake :roll:

Fin :twisted:

Was it Sausage Cake?