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#1 Salubrai

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 10:13 PM

A few questions, although to be honest I'm sure they've been mentioned in the past -- still, I'm curious!

a. How old is this Ross fellow? We know he has children, but his voice is not revelatory.
b. What is this Ross fellow's job? I once assumed as a childrens' TV performer, but I suspect that is just a commentary more than anything.
c. Through whom did he become familiar with BaG?

No negative intention is meant through these questions, I really just would love to know. Thanks folks, and love your audios.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:45 AM

Ross should probably be the one to answer these questions but I can direct you to the Enthuse thread for answers to 'b'. Scroll down to Ross' post and follow the link where Ross has already discussed this...

:)
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:23 AM

MUUUUHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAAaaAa

Have you learned nothing from mr H.P.L ?

Thare are som things the human mind is not ment to know!

So. In an attempt to save you're sanity I shall answer each of Theas questions in form of a big fat lie . ( or will I !!!!)

A. I shall give you a clue, in my youth I hunted mamoth , giant ground sloths and wooly rhino .

b. I work for a secretive department of the uk government know only as "the ministry of fun" I am band form going in to dettales but can tell you it involves complicated chemistry, a popular daytime tv selebraty and the discarded rubber bands you often find on the street .

C. Genetic exsperimentaton
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#4 Fin

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:02 PM

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. :)

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:18 PM

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. :)

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

Fin :twisted:

Based on his comments in many audios I would assume mid to late thirties and probably very close to the same age as Mr. White Knight and Hal.
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:41 PM

Ross's exact age to the year, month, week, day, hour, minute and second can be located somewhere in the full decimal figure for pi. :)

Archimedesis best placed to tell you where he is employed.

As to how he he became a founding BaG, that involves an accident with a time machine and a cheap, poorly manufactured motorcycle with shot electrics.

Fin :twisted:


A childrens' museum.... I KNEW IT!!! :lol:
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#7 ross

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 02:10 AM

Eurika is my curent job, and probably my last one. i realy carnt ever imagon working any whare ells, (am in panomime this sunday if any one wants to come wach)

i have also worked as :-

in an electroniks shop
as a sosege wiper
cleaner
fostercare
and an art teacher
amongst many many others :-)
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:28 AM

i have also worked as :-

as a sosege wiper


I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

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#9 Salubrai

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:16 AM


i have also worked as :-

as a sosege wiper


I am almost scared to speculate as to the correct interpretation of that phrase.

Fin :twisted:


So Sage Wiper?
Sausage Whipper?
Sosegay Weeper?
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#10 ross

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:42 AM

thare where soseges, i had to wipe them :-)
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#11 Salubrai

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:21 AM

thare where soseges, i had to wipe them :-)


I'm still fairly uncertain what he means, Fin.
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:40 AM

I suppose it's something that is done in the making of sausage?

http://www.ehow.com/... ... e-dry.html :?:
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 02:39 PM

It was not a very fun job :-)
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 05:20 PM

It was not a very fun job :-)

Oh my god... The entire sentence is spelled correctly, in the correct case and only one piece of punctuation missing. Who hacked Ross' account? :twisted:
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 03:19 AM

Listen to our Christmas Special for a full and frank disclosure of Ross's sausage wiping past 8O

Also we had cake :roll:

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 04:08 AM

It was not a very fun job :-)

Oh my god... The entire sentence is spelled correctly, in the correct case and only one piece of punctuation missing. Who hacked Ross' account? :twisted:


thats the ipad auto spell cheker geting it rite for once :-/
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:05 AM

The iPad recently installed a new app that says "I Give Up"
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:24 AM

Listen to our Christmas Special for a full and frank disclosure of Ross's sausage wiping past 8O

Also we had cake :roll:

Fin :twisted:


Was it Sausage Cake?
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