Great game guys, looking forward to listening to the next episodes. The "Season's greeting from Satan!" contretemps was not very Christmassy, but hilarious nonetheless.
Let's have a look at the "Tabletop RPG Actual Play Podcast Checklist" and see how your games compare with the requirements:Insulting every demographic on a regular basis
- Check;Total reassurance that your listeners can be counted on the hand of a lumberjack with Dex as his dump stat
- Check;Kibitzing at length about the food you're eating, other games you'd rather be playing, and basically anything other than RPing
- Check;Now you just need a proper lost episode to be considered a real RPGMP3 group!
Did the virus on Jayson's laptop delete any of your recordings, perchance?
"Did you hear that everybody? Jayson French looks at porn on the internet!"
"I haven't done that much lately, so I have no idea how I got that virus..."
The D&D innkeeper's magic sword scam you mentioned was a classic, it deserves a place in the book of tricks of every rat-bastard GM (indeed, is there any other kind?).
Huge kudos to Patrick... err, Jayson (every time Patrick does something cool, it was really Jayson who was responsible, right? Gotta bolster the numbers of Jayson's fan club!) for his perseverance in trying to break into the federal agent's motel room, despite every single man jack on the team being against it from the start, or just plain too lethargic to do anything that stressful.Eric:
"Hey James, how much do you wanna bet that he can't even pick the lock on the door?""Jayson":
"I'm not opening the door, I'm taking it off the hinges!"
And the way you were planning on using your action cards inside the fed's room? Simply inspired, sir. ..Too bad the GM wasn't in the mood for shenanigans. "Jayson":
"Once I'm inside the room, I'll play my Hidden Treasure
action card, that let's me automatically find something amazing - and then I'll get Reese up here, so he can use his Once More, With Feeling
card to get the same effect! We'll be loaded with cool stuff!"Eric:
"Yes, let's steal stuff from the fed's room."Really Jayson:
"What could possibly go wrong with carrying around another briefcase nuke?"