Sundered Skies Session 05
are heroes encounter a new friend with an unusual hobby and play a dangerous game of sleeping logs in the shattered city.
Now with added sound effects! Guaranteed 7% more clamorous! Experience the adventure in glorious Monkey-Surround Sound!
Gasp in horror at the raucous cat-calls when the talking feline loses his pants!
Tremble as abominable zombies shamble closer, groaning for your tender brains!
Giggle childishly at the amusing flatulent noises!
Max: "Ross, for future reference, there's minuses when doing that maneuver."
Kai: "OH MAH GAWD, Max, why did you have to tell him that?!"
Max: "'Cause eventually, he's gonna look at the table and notice."
Ross: "Yes, thank you, Max - MWAHAHAHAAA!"
Ross: "My name is Josef Truthbearer."
Kai: "We've been watching you for a while! You look beautiful while you're sleeping."
Ross: "It was my impression that your kind can't go mad?"
Max: "He's... the other kind of mad."
Kai: "If I put my dad's corpse in a position so it's always hugging me - I can always keep him as a backpack!"
Emma: "It's like in Human Centipede, whe-"
Ross: "Nooo! We're not talking about Human Centipede."
Emma: "But my mum told me-"
Ross: "NOOOOO! That's right, Max, keep your fingers in your ears, we don't want to know."
Kai: "That's got raisins in it - Max has a hatred for anything vaguely healthy."
Max: "That's not true! I played Wii Fitness yesterday."
Kai: "Doesn't count."
Ross: "Nah, you can't eat Wii Fit."
"Four zombies are attacking me?! Ross, you flatter me!"
"Yeah, well, I'm not a fighting character, I'm an ass-kicking character."
Ross: "He takes it like a boss."
Kai: "You're not cool and trendy when you say that, you know."
Emma: "Neither are you, Kai, but you say it 24/7."
"I am not putting my shoes on! They are covered in zombie guts..."
"She may be a lady, but she's a dwarf."
"...Matting in your hairy toes! You can feel an eyeball go *POP* under your feet."
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