"You would emotionally damage him."
"I would totally kick his arse."
"That's what she gets for not moving the cup when she's asked to."
*Muppet voice* "Beaker, put down that acid! Oh, gawd!"
Carter: "You brought Captain Morgan? I don't suppose somebody would pour me a Captain and coke?"
Brad: "Eh, pour him a Captain and Captain."
Carter: "Haha! The number of enemies doubles
and they appear sporadically - why are there monkeys in the castle all of a sudden?"
Brad: "Why WEREN'T there monkeys, before?"
"Ooh, Carter's moved out from his parents' house, now."
"Freedom from good meals from mother!"
"Shut up, you!" *Sob*
"That's why you come visit us
every Friday night... now that he's moved out, he comes here for cooked meals."
"Ah, but we order out for take-away all the time, and that makes him cry."
"I bring the gift of death!"
"It suddenly appears, as it moves very, very, VERY quickly."
"Like a spider-monkey?"
"So we're fighting Speedy Gonzales?"
"It flits over here, using some of its 120' move speed..."
"Did anyone bring a rail gun?"
"That would be a really good idea - except it can outrun rail guns."
"How long does it take for this poison to work?"
"Not long - then again, I might wait with you." :twisted:
"Ohoho! Let me return the favor - BONK!"
"Why can't you be paralyzed faster, and NOT ruin my artwork?"
"Oh, it paralyzes me? Well, I did
say I wanted to get stiff, but..."
"And the barbarian lady can't be angry anymore; that time of the month has passed."
"Like the moon."
"What. The. FUCK! Just happened?!"
"It was kinda like fighting the Flash."
"I wanna play one as a character!"
chance!"When taxidermists go Chaotic Evil:
"Awesome! Awesome-possum, awesome-stitched-together-horror-possum."
"...Is that a human centipede?!"
"No, they're face-to-face."Appraise skill in action:
"How much do you think this is worth?"
"I thought you had the Appraise skill?"
"Yes, but I want a sucker's opinion, so I know how much I can sell it for."
"See, market level isn't dictated by skill, it's dictated by stupidity."