When I was involved with some folks on the BDSM scene a few years back I constantly wore a leather dog collar. No photographic evidence however.
PENCIL MONKEY, IF YOU HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF ILLIANI IN A SPIKED LEATHER CHOKE COLLAR, I DEMAND YOU RELINQUISH IT AT ONCE!
What happened to you, man? You've changed! You're polite and well-mannered, you've combed your hair, you're not wearing the spiked black leather choke-collar anymore
Oh, you're so cute when you're lying.
I think I'll just send you an email with a broadly suggestive set of business terms, so that we may discuss
how badly you want to *cough* pay me lots of money
*cough* keep that photo to yourself. Of course, Mor'kil might be prepared to express his fiscal gratitude more strongly
than you money money money
; the pound may be outweighing the dollar, but horny half-orcs are known to be more willing to spill some green
, *nudge nudge, wink wink*
Blackmail? No no, that's such a terrible word - I prefer extortion; it's much cooler, with an X.