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#1 Salubrai

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 11:06 AM

Please submit your favourite Balazaar quotes. No out of character Paul ones please. :)
It'll be more fun if they're unique ones, not common sayings.
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#2 mchvlichldprdgy

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 01:28 PM

"cun cun cun cun"
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#3 errand

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 05:34 PM

"It's a side effect of spell casting"
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#4 Salubrai

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 08:34 PM

"cun cun cun cun"


We CUN together!
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 11:24 PM

Another Classsic

"Snicker Snack!!"

Rich 8)
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 11:41 PM

Isn't that really a Jabberwocky quote tho? We're going to have to go to our panel of judges to see if stolen quotes count as a Balazaar quote.
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#7 Salubrai

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 11:32 AM

"That's all right, I put on my DWARVEN SHADES! Looking cool!"
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 08:01 PM

This quote refers to Balazaar curious grooming habit.

Balazaar paraphase," It's actually quite fashionable for a dwarf to a hollywood."
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 08:48 PM

"Battle Wizard!"

On that line Bal is the only wizard in history to take Weapon Focus (Heavy Mace). Although he seems to favor magic missle of late.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 05:01 AM

Nononono.... it's COMBAT WIZARD!!!
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 08:42 AM

"I've had worse!"
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#12 Salubrai

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 08:50 AM

I don't think Balazaar's really as much fearless as he is a classic sociopath. He doesn't really feel scared, but he knows well enough to stay away from doors . He understands the CONCEPT of danger but thinks as long as it's not outright, it can't hurt him. He appreciates people only insofarasmuch as they can help him gain MORE power. But he is somewhat socialised. He knows how to work inside the system. Well, scratch that. He loves Kodo. Because he controls her entirely. :P

There ya go! Your detailed analysis of the personality of the COMBAT WIZARD.
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#13 mchvlichldprdgy

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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:01 PM

I don't think Balazaar's really as much fearless as he is a classic sociopath. He doesn't really feel scared, but he knows well enough to stay away from doors . He understands the CONCEPT of danger but thinks as long as it's not outright, it can't hurt him. He appreciates people only insofarasmuch as they can help him gain MORE power. But he is somewhat socialised. He knows how to work inside the system. Well, scratch that. He loves Kodo. Because he controls her entirely. :P

There ya go! Your detailed analysis of the personality of the COMBAT WIZARD.


You forgot, MACE. Mace+amazingly high HP=scary wizzie.
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#14 mchvlichldprdgy

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 12:52 AM

This is semi in character.

"If he masturbates he could kill himself." (referring to wilwarin's slicey hands).
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 07:18 PM

"Take THAT yer squidgy cube of goo!"

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"Arrrgh! ARRRRGH! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--!"
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#16 Will_Save

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 04:49 AM

The best for me.......

Fireball coming online 8)
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#17 Salubrai

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 12:10 PM

Merely cautious!
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 08:22 PM

While it isn't a quote from Balazaar...

Every time the accent changes, and the ribbing poor Phil gets for trying to add some ROLEPLAY into the game is priceless...

Fin's "Why, is she Welsh?" line had me rolling...

For the record, if I ever had a dwarf wizard in my party who had accents change all the time, I'd kil him for possibly being a doppleganger...
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#19 PaulofCthulhu

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:57 PM

The best for me.......

Fireball coming online 8)

Which I totally ripped off... errrr, gained inspiration from Teflon Billy from Knights of the Dinner Table :)
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#20 swj719

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 08:20 PM

The best for me.......

Fireball coming online 8)

Which I totally ripped off... errrr, gained inspiration from Teflon Billy from Knights of the Dinner Table :)


Someday Paul will learn that whn he does build up for his rolls, he rolls rubbish... :)
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