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#1 muradib

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 07:03 PM

Set to the tune of Flash from the band Queen

Snootington - ah - survivor of his universe
Snootington - ah - he'll kill ev'ry one of us

Hal as a reporter: Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
Only Dr. Kensington formerly of Hazelwood Manor
Has provided any explanation


Snootington - ah - he's a miracle

This mornings unprecedented Red Mist
Is no cause for alarm


Snootington - ah - king of the unkillable
He's for Ms. Edith
Stand for himself
He'll meat shield with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty flash

Hal:Ms. Edith, Snootington approaching
Ms. Edith: What do you mean Snootington approaching?
Open fire
All weapons
Dispatch Mr. Fitz and Arthur to bring back his body


Snootington - ah

Snootington's alive

Snootington - ah - he'll save himself before anyone of us
Just a man with a man's cowardice
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never die
No one but the yellow in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh

Mr. Niles: Snootington, Snootington, I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth


Snootington
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#2 Keener

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 07:29 PM

Very nice very nice. :D
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#3 Rum_151

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:13 PM

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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#4 James

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:24 PM

You sir, are true bastard.

I now want to see the music video!
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#5 muradib

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:50 PM

:twisted: sadly i think i ruined people's love of flash gordon... but it had to be done :twisted:



P.S. i had to use the computer at work so i have edited the mistakes i couldn't the first post through.

P.P.S. Snootington now has a theme song before any of the players muwahaha :twisted:
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#6 dualshock71

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 11:09 PM

A fitting homage to the only character I ever recall Lindsay hating outright. Not even Darren the Gay Dwarf got that kind of reaction.

And now the non-Patrons get to have their anticipation built up to bursting as they wait for the first GURPS to come their way. :wink:
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#7 Martimus

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:18 AM

Well done Sir! Now you have to perform it :wink:
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#8 Isis

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 07:52 AM

Well done Sir! Now you have to perform it :wink:

Them's the rules. :D
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#9 James

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 10:15 AM

Queen really was the king of movie soundtracks.....


Who can forget "Princes of the Universe"?
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#10 riddles

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 10:37 AM

muradib, you are evil incarnate! :twisted:

If you've spoiled my listening to Queen though, I may be forced to hurt you...
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#11 Ieqo

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:02 PM

You guys who've never played a game with Scaly simply don't get it: he's not joking! Snootington truly does exemplify the behavior he strives toward. :-P
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#12 muradib

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 02:55 PM

aahh that hurts matt making me feel all alone :tumble: lol i do have different styles to play, i think moss now is more helpful and less brash than before, and as for the elf.. well he is a bit evil :emp: but that's due to him being a second class citizen and wanting to be a blood mage :twisted: . that reminds me i need a new guards character.
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#13 Isis

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:55 PM

The entirety of Queen's Greatest Hits converted to RPGMP3 filk is starting to seem a possibility. Gillaran, that Nimbic Lover Boy next? :D
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 12:37 AM

Great work with the song!

Have to admit I was expecting a thread about Rik Mayal's character in Blackadder before I read it. But this is much better! 8)
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:45 AM

The entirety of Queen's Greatest Hits converted to RPGMP3 filk is starting to seem a possibility. Gillaran, that Nimbic Lover Boy next? :D

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your bag
I'm so sick of this gag, I don't need you
I want to break free
Ember! Ember I want to break free

I'll play my kazoo
I'll play my kazoo tho' it's rusty
And trust me, I'll play 'til you reel
I'll play my kazoo, yeah
Ember, you know I'll play my kazoo

It's strange but it's true
I can't get out the way you tie the knots you do
But I have to shed load
When I jump on my goat
Oh how I want to be free, Ember
Oh how I want to break free
Oh how I want to break free

The game still goes on
I can't get used to, sitting within, sitting within,
Sitting within this bag's inside
I don't want to quest alone, hey
You know, in case I'm turned into stone
So Ember can't you see
You know, you know, you know
I want to break free




...That joke never grows old. :D
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#16 Daniel

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 10:03 AM

So this is what you was doing last session. Next time try to have your eye on the ball, not Mr. Snootington's.

DM bitch aside, not a bad little filk there Scaly, please don't sing it. I've not got enough sanity points left. :P
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#17 muradib

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 11:47 PM

let's not forget this filk for the non patrons from a while back... now it will all make sense :twisted:
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