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#1 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 08:07 AM

I haven't heard from you in ages. You never return my calls. I don't know what I've done wrong; I don't know how I could love you more than I already do. I can't take it - I must do what tween idol Avril Lavigne does, and express my selfish need through song! Now, where did I put my blood-red lipstick...

Uh huh, G-A-S
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
More G-A-S
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

C’mon, whatcha waitin' for?
You have done this once before
And if you would record more of this
Super-bliss!
I like you, you’re so divine
When you chew the fat online
And you're telling me it’s been a chore
But I want more

So I won’t desist while you still resist
I’m riding your back so you can’t relax
Invading your peace until you release a new file
Tell me

Why you only ever made one small Geek-A-Saurus?
We need much more of
Acting, chatting, long interviews
With a pug on chorus
But life crept in then
With your spouse, a new house
Full of ghouls, and you mewl
That you failed all your turning checks, but
Honestly, you promised me you’d make some more recordings for us
No, no, no

Your site’s crammed with mp3s
Dressed up like they’re quality
But if they don’t bear the G-A-S
They’re BS
We’re all perfect strangers here
So you think you’re in the clear
But how will our budding friendship fare
If you won’t share

Some cool anecdotes, the letters you wrote
Your private address, the sins you’ve confessed
Your fat bank account, your orgasm’s sound with me
Tell me

Why you only ever made one small Geek-A-Saurus?
We need much more of
Acting, chatting, long interviews
With a pug on chorus
But life crept in then
With your spouse, a new house
Full of ghouls, and you mewl
That you failed all your turning checks, but
Honestly, you promised me you’d make some more recordings for us
No, no, no

C’mon, whatcha waitin' for?
You have done this once before
And if you would record more of this
Super-bliss!

So I won’t desist while you still resist
I’m riding your back so you can’t relax
Invading your peace until you release a new file
Tell me

Why you only ever made one small Geek-A-Saurus?
We need much more of
Acting, chatting, long interviews
With a pug on chorus
But life crept in then
With your spouse, a new house
Full of ghouls, and you mewl
That you failed all your turning checks, but
Honestly, you promised me you’d make some more recordings for us
No, no

Why’d you only ever make one small Geek-A-Saurus?
We need much more of
Acting, chatting, long interviews
With a pug on chorus
But life crept in then
With your spouse, a new house
Full of ghouls, and you mewl
That you failed all your turning checks, but
Honestly, you promised me you’d make some more recordings for us
No, no, no



Like, no pressure or anything, Hal/Lindsay. ;)
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