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#1 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 04:35 AM

Uproar! Rioters in the street! Protest songs set to the latest faddish pop music!

We citizens are much appalled
By what goes on up at the Hall
We can’t be party to
Those awful things we’ve heard they do

Manchesterites are kind and meek
Except when dealing with the geeks
They use puns and plays on words
Ones that show they’re clearly nerds

This used to be a fine town
But now it’s full of nerdy clowns
They took a house in our town
And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!
They moved in Whartson ‘All

d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay

Their bawdy jokes we cannot take
All the laughs keep us awake
We’d rather live on Acacia Ave
Than let our lives become depraved

They use bad words for body parts
And we’re not talking lungs and hearts
Giggling, smirking cynic’lly
Crumbling biscuits in their tea

This used to be a fine town
But now it’s full of nerdy clowns
They took a house in our town
And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!
They moved in Whartson ‘All

This used to be a fine town
But now it’s full of nerdy clowns
They took a house in our town
And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!
They moved in Whartson ‘All

d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay

Oh, we’ve got it on authority
This riff-raff’s simply bourgeoisie
We’ll snub the nerds, we’ll send them off
To Coventry, dear
Spurn this Whartson Hall

Ho hum humhum hum hohum
Ho hum humhum hum hohum
Ho hum humhum hum hohum
Ho hum humhum tralalala
Ho hum humhum hum hohum
(d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, distaste, disgust, dismay)
Ho hum humhum hum hohum
Ho hum humhum hum hohum
Ho hum humhum hum ho hmph

This used to be a fine town
But now it’s full of nerdy clowns
They took a house in our town
And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!
They moved in Whartson ‘All

This used to be a fine town
But now it’s full of nerdy clowns
They took a house in our town
And called it Whartson Hall – what gall!
They moved in Whartson ‘All

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#2 Lindsay

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 07:32 AM

Genius!
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#3 Hafwit

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:23 AM

Outstanding! :D

(I had to listen to the original first though).
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#4 BigJackBrass

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:38 AM

What Gaul!

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That's not a picture of Martin and myself, by the way, but if you insist on taking it as such then I'm the short blond one ;)

Crumbling biscuits in their tea

Now there I must take issue with you. "Crumbling biscuits in their tea" indeed? What sort of barbarians do you think we are? [/rhetorical] :D

Fine filking there, Mr Monkey. What's the next target?
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#5 Pencil-Monkey

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 05:49 AM

Thank you! :D

What Gaul!

How very appropriate, considering their recent 50th anniversary. :)

That's not a picture of Martin and myself, by the way, but if you insist on taking it as such then I'm the short blond one ;)

Is there anything you wouldn't do to avoid being associated with the ginger? ;)
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