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#1 Isis

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:38 PM

Apologies to the Rocky Horror Picture Show; I was avoiding reading a paper for work. :)

Noob: I found myself in a game
D & D?
I'd only played Cluedo before


Gamer 1: You mean she...?
Gamer 2: Uh huh

Noob:I thought that all role-players
Were sweaty, creepy weirdos
Buying dice and minis to feed
Their libidos
Now all I want to know
Is when's my go
I've tasted blood and I want more


Gamer Chorus:More, more, more!

Noob: Roll that spell resistance
Can I close the distance?
There's an orc to smash
Out of existence
Won't-cha-won't-cha-play with me
I wanna get XP
Thrill me, chill me, don't kill me
Gimme another fight!

Then if anything shows
Up to oppose us
I'll back you up
And take them down


Gamer Chorus:Down, down, down!

Noob: And that's the main attraction
Of this new distraction
You need another player
And I need action
Won't-cha-won't-cha-play with me
I wanna get XP
Thrill me, chill me, don't kill me
I need another fight!

Gamer 1: Won't-cha-won't-cha-game with me
Gamer 2: I wanna get XP
Gamer 1: Thrill me, chill me, don't kill me
Gamer 2: She won't last the night

Noob: Oh, won't-cha-won't-cha-play with me
I need all the XP
Thrill me, chill me, don't kill me
Give me one more fight!


DM: All she does is fight!
Gamer 4: All she does is fight!
Gamer 3: All she does is fight!
Gamer 2: Creature of the night?
Game shop guy: All you did was fight?
Gamer 1: Yup, Creature of the night
DM: I'm calling it a night
Noob: Just one more fight!
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#2 Ieqo

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 05:01 PM

Isis owes me a new keyboard! :P

Brilliant!
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#3 Isis

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 06:21 AM

Thanks!
And I don't want to know what you did to your keyboard; I deny all responsibility for filk-related keyboard mishaps. 8)

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#4 Hal

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 07:14 AM

Thats really cool :)

Nice job :) Not had a filk file in a while (grins)

Hal :hal:
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#5 Hafwit

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 09:36 AM

Outstanding! :D
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