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#1 Jodast



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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:26 PM

This is a song to the tune of "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden

I am waiting at the bus stop
When the bells begin to chime
I am going to my games club
But I haven't got much time
Cos at 5 o'clock their dice are gonna roll
And my hit points, for me, they're running low
Running low

No need to read me my last rites
Thanks to the mage we survived that last fight
Things could have gone very wrong for me

Our paladin made a heinous error
I didn't think Gnolls could cause Terror
Now thanks to sleep they're in a dream

Coup de grace because they're dreaming
They'll be dead, there will be no screaming
That'll teach them to mess with me

Don't get m wrong I'm not afraid of bleeding
For goodness sake wait until they're feeding
Else they're going to bloody feast on us instead

Careful now we're approaching a courtyard
This bit seems like it might be awkward
Never mind, it's only a lousy drow

He's only armed with a weak ass halberd
Won't hit a thing with a weapon that bad
In the end he'll just cry and run away

Mark my words he won't live long
I haven't even put poison on
Yet he's still gonna die before combat gets round to you

I don't have a sword in my off hand
Not even a simple flaming brand
Maybe the mage can cast a cool illusion

Yeah-oh Hallowed be thy game
Yeah-oh Hallowed be thy game
Yeah-oh Hallowed be thy game
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#2 Ieqo


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Posted 30 May 2009 - 06:47 PM

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#3 Hal


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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:20 PM

(eagerly awaits the arrival of the MP3 email) :)

Hal :hal:
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#4 BigJackBrass


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Posted 31 May 2009 - 03:34 AM

The "weak ass halberd" seems to be a polearm that Gygax neglected to list :D Great stuff; and like Hal I'm now waiting to hear the full recording, maybe a video.
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#5 Isis



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Posted 31 May 2009 - 04:38 AM

Audio, with air guitar and big hair! :D
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#6 Jodast



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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:42 AM

Many thaks for the kind words. However my singing is bad, as in Kelly Osbourne bad, so sadly I will only be able to provide the words for others, with the talent, to sing.

I do have another couple in mind, also using 'classic rock'.

Watch this space..
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