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#1 Isis

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 02:00 PM

Listening to the unforgivable behaviour of the tiefling in Thunderspire somehow merged with browsing through YouTube and cooked for a bit during two weeks of hibernation / Christmas holidays. :D

To the tune of 'Delilah', and sorry, Tom, but the Sensational Alex Harvey Band do a far superior version.

You signed the contract with us when we started adventuring
You promised to fight one for all and all for one
You seemed a good guy
Then come our first fight, you slipped and char-grilled the rogue.

Why, why why oh Stendar?
Why I fry, oh Stendar?
Can't you see, you'll shortly be history
If you carry on barbequeing your own party

Come our next battle, we thought you'd not do the same thing
We all fought together and at last we finally won
Splug stood there laughing
Then felt the flames from behind and he laughed no more

Why, why, why, Stendar?
Why I fry, oh Stendar?
The horns and tail, you claimed, were only for show
But demonic behaviour, it seems, is all that you know

Piano / dance
Guitar solo

He stood there laughing
You fire-balled his back and he laughed no more

Why, why, why, Stendar?
Why we fry, oh Stendar?
So before the party breaks down your door
Escape out a window 'cos we just can't take anymore

Why, why, why, oh, Stendar
Die, die, die, dear Stendar
So before the party break down your door
Leg it, oh Stendar, 'cos we just can't take anymore
Scarper oh Stendar, 'cos we just can't take anymore.

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#2 Lindsay

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 02:08 PM

Excellent!
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#3 BigJackBrass

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 02:11 PM

I think you've captured the perfidy quite perfectly :D Splendid stuff.
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#4 Keener

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 02:19 PM

Never has a truer FILK been composed :D
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#5 Thing

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 02:53 PM

Superb Isis.
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#6 Hal

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Posted 07 January 2009 - 03:06 PM

Thats so funny :P

Goggles will be so pleased :D

Hal :hal:
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#7 Isis

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 05:19 PM

He could have as his personal theme tune to be played when entering a room. :twisted:
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#8 BigJackBrass

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:11 AM

He could have as his personal theme tune to be played when entering a room. :twisted:

Hire a troupe of bards to follow him and play it, like Jack Spade in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka :D
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#9 Ieqo

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:52 AM

I now have visions of a tiefling, frustrated that none of his spells are affecting the monsters, shooting them in the eyes with rubber band-launched paperclips. Thanks, Jon.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 02:41 PM

Nice
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#11 Murine_Archmage

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:57 PM

Have to say: Nicely done! Sure, the laughing led to coughing and having to retrieve the lung I coughed up, but I gotta say, that was pretty cool Posted Image
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 01:45 AM

That was cool. :D
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