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Kas says NO

nope crimson throne brunsk silvia qurrs kasnas all of my nope

Kas says NO

You know something's wrong when a dwarf is shoving everyone out of a BDSM shop...

Apparently, Kasnas has a problem against whips and other things of that nature. The creepy retail owner offered auditions to the guild. Kas answered for everybody and they all left at once.
At least we sold the entwining succubi statue, along with the Kraken statue. Bonus!


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    poor Qurrs. xD I don't think this episode has aired yet dear. ;) so spoiler alert might need to be in check.

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    Oh yeah...^^; My bad.
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    W00t! Another outstanding piece of work, Mz. Holcomb.
     

    You know something's wrong when a dwarf is gleefully shoving everyone into a BDSM shop as fast as possible.


    Fixed that typo for you. :)
     

    poor Qurrs. xD I don't think this episode has aired yet dear. ;) so spoiler alert might need to be in check.

     
    Ooh, can't wait to hear the episode. :) Would have been funny if Kasnas had walked into the shop, spotted the whips and gone: "Ah, you can rent ponies here!" and then launched into a lengthy anecdote about how her uncle Gimlet went on a pony ride that was all [insert Lord of the Rings rewrite].
    And then, while she's chatting about ponies, swinging a riding crop around, there's a woman dressed in full equestrian gear, helmet and fancy jacket and all, riding past the adventurers in the background. But rather than riding a pony, she's mounted on the back of a guy wearing a saddle, a bit and bridle, and not much else. ;)

    Kasnas continues with her story, totally oblivious of what's going on behind her, while the rest of party (possibly minus Brunsk, who's engrossed in the pony story) stare in mute shock at the debauched display as it escalates.

    "And then the Lake Monster ate the pony - hey, those slurping noises are really realistic, who's makin-" emoticon_shocked_by_furansu.gif

    And then the camera pans out to show all the pigeons on the roof taking flight in shock, as Kas' horrified scream rings out, quickly followed by three people (and a lizard) being pushed out of the shop at top speed, by a very irate dwarf. :)
     

    Oh yeah...^^; My bad.

     
    You know what happens to bad girls, don't you? ;)

    Riding_Icon_by_ridingplz.gif ...They get pony ri- *WHAP* Oww! Why are you punching me? It was just a jo- *WHAP* Oww!

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