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August 27th, 2013.
After a brief detour to Wales, the BAGs return to the Sundered Skies and the floating island of Plenty, where Our Heroes are preparing to set sail. The Great Race across the skies is off to a flying start, and more besides:
- Tasteful swearing is encouraged;
- Reptile mammaries are inspected;
- Tina's mum makes an embarrassing discovery;
- The song priest rocks harder than a mortal man, with powers both magical & rad;
- Bladders and "Man overboard", weaponization thereof;
- Sky piranhas murmurate;
- Elven captains show neither mercy nor pantaloons;
- A being wreathed in eldritch flame is summoned, killing dozens & scorching the mahogany;
- Brandied bribery brings blemished britches;
- Rules, laws & harbormasters are shamelessly brow-beaten;
- Morton Vastfell's ample drawers are ransacked;
- The Captain has wood for sheep;
- The GM despairs over his lacklustre players;
- The players despoil their GM's good name;
- Mary delivers peace and macaroons (flavors include fairy dust, dreams, and chocolate ganache).
Alec - Mattigan Smith, a dashing courier (and certainly not a Doctor).
Fin - Sour Milk, white cat Wildling ninja.
Max - Tordek the Unlikeable, Dwarven chef.
Steve - Jerath, a song-priest of Festival.
Tina - Eyrie, an incredibly shiny Drakin sorceress/princess, and the ship's owner.
Wayne - Captain, the Glowborn captain of the good ship Rhodium.
Ross - the GM.
Intro: Take a Chance © Kevin MacLeod @ incompetech.com
Outro: Simple Music to Frighten Small Children By © Kevin MacLeod @ incompetech.com
Song-Priest Spell: God Hates Kittens 2013 © Daniel Bautista @ OPSound.org
Added silliness by P. Monkey.
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